Sureshed

Sureshed – adj. Feeling of confusion at 7 am after 3 hours of sleep, wondering where things went wrong and whether you submitted that assignment by 11:59.

I'm sorry I missed the meetings this morning, I was totally Sureshed.

by EMBA16 June 24, 2015

Surfster

Noun: A surfster, also known as a surf-hipster, is someone who listens to obscure surf bands and wears obscure surf brands until it becomes too mainstream. They are usually the one random person that waits for waves where no one else is because the good waves have become too popular with other crowds.

Dave: Hey why is that person over there? There aren't any waves breaking.

Jack: He's a surfster these waves are too well-known.

Dave: Fuckin' surfsters.

by Alex760Escondido January 2, 2012

Brain surgeon

That dude tanisha be fucking with.

Damn bro I didn’t know tanisha was really fucking with that brain surgeon, you think if I got rid of my yee yee ass haircut she’d stop fucking with him.

by Savage X January 21, 2021

Shia Surprise

When a character a show makes you think is dead or that you thought was dead comes back to life/was alive the entire time

"he shia surprised the entire fandom during the finale"

by surpriseingnebulatraveler December 21, 2014

Meat Snowman Surprise

A “Meat Snowman Surprise” is the event in which you promise to take care of your girlfriend’s baby sister, Polly, but fall asleep in the process, and then wake up to a meat snowman in your kitchen.

Gumball: I’m not sure searching online for “meat snowman surprise” will yield the most constructive results!

by S6 E39 - The Mess • TAWOG February 22, 2023

Surrender Cobra

A pose frequently displayed by sports fans after their team has made a disasterous play, or the other team has made an extraordinary play. The Surrender Cobra is sported by placing one's hands on his or her head with elbows splayed to the sides.

When an Auburn player returned Alabama's missed field goal for a game-winning touchdown, Alabama fans around the world displayed the Surrender Cobra

by Bourbon & Apple Cider Vinegar March 8, 2016

p sure

Pretty sure

Person 1: Are we still going to the party?
Person 2: P sure it's at 4:20.

by Busta Dimes May 13, 2015