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cyber STDs

Viruses you get sent from disgruntled ex cyber boyfriend or girlfriends. Usually happens after a breakup and they're pissed at you and wanna get back at you.
Sean sent Breanna the worst cyber STDs after she cheated on him. That STD was so bad she had to get a new computer...
by Angry Russian Man January 18, 2009
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strain the spuds

take a piss

like straining a pot full of potatoes (spuds)
hang on the mike, i gotta go strain the spuds
by tommy gun 21 April 4, 2009
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Student loan

You cant afford to go to college? Well then student loans are the answer! doit! Everything will be fine! It's not like you will have you will wish you were dead because of how badly in debt you are. I'm not a pussy like you and I have the debt to prove it!!!
Tod: why dont you take out a student loan?
Jeff:if i wanted to be fucked in the ass I would by a dildo Tod.
by Stfuiknowshit January 23, 2019
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T-Stud

(n.)Is an endangered species with an unknown classification (most likely a reptile). There are only a few T-Stud's left on this planet, and they are all males.
You will know if you come in contact with a T-Stud because of its apperence and its distinct smell. It usually wears a white Billabong sweatshirt,has an extremely tan body,has blue eyes, and has an obvious calic on the front of scalp. A T-Stud's scent is an unusual odd odor of grapes, and can be smelled from long distances, such as 150 meters away.
So if u recognize the smell of a T-Stud, or see one, do not come in contact with it! This is an endangered species, and we don't want it to come in contact with any unnecessary things. Another reason you may want to avoid one is because a T-Stud has a 50% chance of carrying rabies. If bitten, seek immediate help.
To avoid a T-Stud, just find an obvious hiding spot outside of his boundries (which i will tell you about later), and you are guarentted safty. If you are not near a boundry line of a T-Stud, just cover yourself with a blanket. If you are covered by a blanket, don't hide to long, or it will find you in about an hour.
A T-Stud reproduces asexualy, and its habitats (boundries) consist of the Everglades, Ramsey New Jersey, and Ecuador.
A T-Stud's hobbies are listenong to Dream On by Aerosmith, playing the game sardines, and hanging out with his cat Dana.
It is illegal to keep a T-Stud as a pet.
A T-Stud's diet consists of cookie dough, breakfast burrito hot pockets,philly cheese steak lean pockets, chef boyardine, and colyflower. His favorite beverage is yahoo and v8.
The transportation for a T-Stud consists of a bike called "the yellow shit" that has no brakes and is only ridden by a T-Stud.
IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING REGARDING THIS ENDANGERED CREATURE, PLEASE CALL A LOCAL SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH CENTER. WE NEED AS MUCH INFORMATION AS WE CAN GET TO CONTINUE OUR QUEST ON FINDING OUT ABOUT THE MYSTICAL CREATUIRE.....T-Stud.

Credit to those who helped define T-Stud: Taylor (creator of this definition), Brendan (founder of a T-Stud), Brian (came up with chef boyardine and yellow shit), Kevin (founder of a T-Stud), Charlie (some fat guy), and of course, Austin (T-Stud).
I saw a wild T-Stud on my way to school today.

A T-Stud bit my arm, and I died after five minutes.
by Taylor K. May 27, 2008
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Stud Boy

A man that is considered sexy, flirtatious and has a way with the ladies.
Mr. Tucker is such a stud boy; look at how all of the women at this party are around him!
by lmskb August 4, 2016
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drain the spuds

I'II just drain the spuds and be back soon.
by gladi August 5, 2008
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nursing student

Condition: Nursing Student

Side Effects: stress, fatigue, malaise, muscle atrophy, weight gain, nutrional deficiencies, amenorrhea, alcoholism, drug abuse (mostly ADD, ADHD medication), caffeine intoxication, frequent crying, depression, anxiety, insomnia, masochism, suicidal thoughts, insanity, emotional instability, hypochondria, obsessive compulsive disorder, sexual promiscuity, post traumatic stress disorder, mental and or physical abuse of children and significant other, divorce, spiritual distress, ext.
Thought bubble: If I ever become a real nurse will it be as painful as being a nursing student? (Glance at RN's sitting on ass while stuffing face.) Nah, this can't last forever.
by LZS September 26, 2010
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