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stoned

a period of time when you act stupid and try to stick you head out a lil window
i tried this hehe
by catelin December 27, 2003
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1.To be killed or executed by an angry mob with rocks
(before rope or the 2nd amendment)
2.To be riddiculed or put down
3.To be so intoxicated that it causes incapasitation
the Jews stoned Stephan for being a follower of Jesus

they'll stone ya and then say good luck

I got stoned....and i missed it!!
by Stoner Dave September 23, 2005
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Being the happiest you could ever imagen. Having not a care in the world. When you cannot beleive how damn hungry you really are. Laughing about things that when your in the normal state of mind you would never laugh at.
Duuuude, I was so fucking stoned, I had the munchies like a bitch
by DanlyHoSeper August 23, 2008
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Being "stoned" is a state of altered awareness caused by some drugs. It is a side-effect of the drug: The primary reason a person takes the drug is to become "high," to be in a pleasurable state of being; when the high wears off, the person is left feeling stoned. Eventually the feeling of being stoned wears off and the person’s regular state of awareness resumes.
For some people, being stoned is a pleasant state; others people find it unpleasant.
"That morning Harry had waked and baked, then had hit the bong hard all day long, and now as twilight set in he was fully and righteously stoned off his ass."
by Rudgence Lindstrich March 4, 2015
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A method of execution where the person being executed is tied to a pole, and people around throw rocks at said person.
The crook was stoned to death because he was guilty of murder
by Youngster Calvin September 19, 2016
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Drunk as fuck! Probably on crack or some shit. Pretty high though, maybe a few drinks.
I was so stoned last night
by KermitZeeFrog June 27, 2018
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When millions of people throw stones at you and your body then adsorbs them
“I got so stoned last night. The kind where people throw stones at you.”
by UrbanJohn07 June 9, 2018
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