by roflcopterpilot321 February 23, 2010
Sterling, IL is a Boring town with alot of mexicans. like, super small, only 15000 people, and is half ghetto. and no one knows what emo is. and noone has heard of the awesome song sandstorm, and it has sucky radio stations.
so dont come move here, uless your interesting, and ccan spice things up, because you'll be bored out of yur pants, but then youll get pregnant, and can put your baby in the onsite day care at the HIGH SCHOOl, because too many girls did it to early and got pregnant.
theres lotsa drugs too, and drinking, and gangs, where people get stabbed, so dont join one.
also th mal, sucks balls. uh, theres a bath & body works, claires, bergners(carson's, younkers, herbegers, the boston store) jcpenneys, finish line and these other tiny stores no one has heard of. if you want to do anything fun, yo have to drive about an hour away to rockford, or the quad cities.
Walmart is pretty much the biggest store, theres a travel agency, nail salon, optometrist, photography studio , "fun"center, and a grocery store. all in walmart.
its pretty much the exact smae thng as Rock falls, the next town over, except rockfalls has a poop factory next to the high school, and no A/C, so when it gets hot, they open the windows, and smell the poop.yum.
oh yeah, and if you want to fit in in sterling know the lingo, WOW! and NUH-UH and stupid whore and OHMIGAWD
so dont come move here, uless your interesting, and ccan spice things up, because you'll be bored out of yur pants, but then youll get pregnant, and can put your baby in the onsite day care at the HIGH SCHOOl, because too many girls did it to early and got pregnant.
theres lotsa drugs too, and drinking, and gangs, where people get stabbed, so dont join one.
also th mal, sucks balls. uh, theres a bath & body works, claires, bergners(carson's, younkers, herbegers, the boston store) jcpenneys, finish line and these other tiny stores no one has heard of. if you want to do anything fun, yo have to drive about an hour away to rockford, or the quad cities.
Walmart is pretty much the biggest store, theres a travel agency, nail salon, optometrist, photography studio , "fun"center, and a grocery store. all in walmart.
its pretty much the exact smae thng as Rock falls, the next town over, except rockfalls has a poop factory next to the high school, and no A/C, so when it gets hot, they open the windows, and smell the poop.yum.
oh yeah, and if you want to fit in in sterling know the lingo, WOW! and NUH-UH and stupid whore and OHMIGAWD
Sterling, IL words:
mexican:hi, your mom smells like poop
guy:WOOOOOOW!your cool
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girl:so-and-so likes you
other girl: NUH-UH
mexican:hi, your mom smells like poop
guy:WOOOOOOW!your cool
<br>
girl:so-and-so likes you
other girl: NUH-UH
by CARSKANSUSIDEN October 14, 2006
Mount Sterling is a crappy little town in Kentucky. There is a mexican on every corner that are waiting to rape you or grab you.
by happilyevercadaver August 31, 2008
a DETROIT suburb, collecting all the ghetto's overflow( similiar to Oak Park, Hazel Park, South Warren.) also known as San Quentin(do to its massive segrgation among blacks whites and immigrants), Saudi Heights, or the Sandbox. once a nice neighborhood, now kinda ghetto. loaded with abandoned strip malls, and section 9 housing(projects). you'll be able to spot a gas station or 7-11 anywhere! if you need a cell phone, or a hookah, or a camel, please come visit!
dude 1: want a slurpee?
dude 2: where can we find a 7 11?
dude 1: sterling heights!
dude 2: you right! ther EVERYWHERE! party stores up the ass!
dude 2: where can we find a 7 11?
dude 1: sterling heights!
dude 2: you right! ther EVERYWHERE! party stores up the ass!
by sssaintyude August 12, 2010
A suburb outside of D-town filled amazing people. Also known as "The Heights." Basically, where you head to get a cheap deal and good lovin'.
X: "Hey man, i drove into Sterling Heights last night... that shit was whiggitay whack."
Y: "Oh yeah, Sexxual Jones?"
X: "Ooooh Yeah."
Y: "Oh yeah, Sexxual Jones?"
X: "Ooooh Yeah."
by Sexxual Jones March 26, 2009
When you use a Sterling silver necklace liked anal beads on a girl. When it is pulled out and has its stinky layer, it is then put around the girls neck as a gift.
by ReaperRacer623 November 20, 2019
She is one of the coolest people you will ever meet and she is the life of the party. She isn't that great with relationships but she is a great listener for her friends about their relationships.
by TheLeader217 March 03, 2017