Dirty Stollings

When you get blue balls from a girl who's been teasing you, so you yell out "I'm fucking tired of this shit!" while ripping off her blouse and revealing the nipples you will then suck dry. Bonus points if this takes place in your car while parked at a church with the girl's sister in the backseat.

Dude, she got me so horny I had to do a Dirty Stollings before my balls exploded.

by DanielDbag March 9, 2020

Retard spelling

The way in which some idiots spell words.

'Your' when they mean, 'you're,' etc.

That guy uses 'to,' when he means 'too.' Such retard spelling.

by youranerd January 19, 2010

stalling

the act of stalling like a car
"shuts off". A person who is slow and lagging; wasting time.

person 1 : Oh my god, quit stalling!
person 2 : Hold on.. (continues trying on different shoes)
person 1 : .....we are so late.

by shindee November 14, 2006

Stealing All The Sweet And Sour

To excel. To succeed beyond the norm.

"Another home run for Miguel Cabrera? That guy is stealing all the sweet and sour."

by platypusman1968 September 4, 2013

sterling stanley

Really fucking weird. Loves booty hole. Has a horse dick and likes to fuck donkey kong on the side. Always has a girlfriend, but they like it up the ass. sterling doesn't like that so they leave him. he has unicorn posters all over his room and even has on above his bed on the ceiling to masterbate too. and likes to eat out the ass and poon tang. But overall a good person.

sterling Stanley is Really fucking weird. Loves booty hole. Has a horse dick and likes to fuck donkey kong on the side. Always has a girlfriend, but they like it up the ass. sterling doesn't like that so they leave him. he has unicorn posters all over his room and even has on above his bed on the ceiling to masterbate too. and likes to eat out the ass and poon tang. But overall a good person.

by EGGFCKINGROLE May 26, 2017

selling like a god church

Some stupid shit jake Paul said!

I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church.

by Selling like a god church October 30, 2017

Sterling Rolling Tobacco

A brand of rolling tobacco sold in the uk that tastes like the smell of paint. Only smoked because of it's cheap price tag.

Person 1: I had a sterling rollie today it tasted disgusting but it was all I had.

Person 2: Ah that's sterling rolling tobacco for you, shit tastes like the smell of paint.

Person 1: Yeah that's what that taste was even dry stale water damaged Mayfairs taste nicer.

by Ch1ngch0ngp1ngp0ng September 11, 2019