steezypurps

Style with Ease with a lil bit of weed

Damnnn that shit is steezypurps

by HuntthePurps August 9, 2010

Steering Wheel Holder

A person in control of a motor vehicle who is merely going through the motions of driving. Generally unaware of the situation around them, their mind likely not focused on operating the vehicle. Typical symptoms include driving slow in the left lane, tunnel vision, and being on their phone.

This idiot has been going 50 mph in the left lane for the past ten miles, he’s clearly just a steering wheel holder.

by Mikokat92 May 8, 2019

Steepling

When you touch tips and then, while continuing to touch tips, you also touch balls.

Pierre and Rick locked eyes as they touched tips, and grinned while moving towards steepling.

by Jimmy Jizzle July 27, 2019

Steel Tongue Drum

A variation of cunnilingus where you keep your tongue straight and hard like steel while she plays your head like a drum.

Me: Man, I had a strange experience last night while hooking up with that girl. Freddy: What happened? Me: As I was going down on her she started to play my head like a drum and told me to stiffen my tongue?! Freddy: Sounds like she loves to play the steel tongue drum!

by freddythef'r December 9, 2021

steeleism

An error in speech. These errors generally occur with the use of run on sentences in speech. Essentially the listener is bombarded with dependent clauses which are out of order in terms of theme and/or chronology. Common characteristics include (but are not limited to) improper grammar usage, extreme redundancy, logical fallacies, and a general disregard of the rules of the English language. Listeners often feel as if their IQ is actually dropping while being lectured with steeleisms.

If I have to here anymore god damn steeleisms I'll shoot myself.

Ben sat there chanting steeleisms, "Also too... hence...that, which.... which.... meaning.... also too... BIG PICTURE!"

by Lolcatlove November 11, 2011

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

A phrase referring to 9/11. This phrase is normally used by conspiracists that 9/11 was inside job carried out by the U.S. under President George Bush. The argument is that the steel beams that collapsed within the tower causing it to fall, could not have been melted by the heat from the collision of the plane. Meaning that the building could have been intentionally brought down via explosives, specifically using thermite, that can melt steel and leave no evidence behind.

Person A: 9/11 was such a mournful day in history. Screw Terrorists!!
Person B: Yeah....the terrorists are the government. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

by Dr. TS October 11, 2016

Capital STEEZ

A great rapper that unfortunately committed suicide before his career even started.

Look up Capital STEEZ on YouTube.

by nobody9845322 February 6, 2013