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Port St. John

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1.N ;Shit hole, filled with pot heads, meth labs, and red neck hillbilly hicks. There is absolutley nothing to do here.

2. Usually used to build confidince in someone else when doing something stupid out of boredom, or drugs.
Man 1 "No, im not gonna smoke that!"
Man 2 "Dude, its port st. john, what else is there to do?"
Man 1 "True."
by Wiggles32456 June 8, 2009
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Mick St. John

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Lead character in the NBC series Moonlight.
The show revolves around Mick St. John, a Detective who happens to be a vampire.

He's a really cool guy, even if he's not real.
Dude to his Gf "Can we watch the game tonight?"

Gf "Nope, I need my Mick Fix"

Dude "Man, why don't you just marry frekin Mick St. John...danm"
by ryderman January 17, 2009
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Members who haven't pass the Basic First Aid examination.

basically just people who do nothing
"St. John Ambulance Recruits are just members who sit back and relax"
by owobutuwu March 11, 2021
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This is the most treacherous school I have seen in my 47 years of living. I sent my kids here for a year and I am already in debt 30,000 dollars. My kids are 4th graders and came home and they stink of the cafeteria and gym. Their feet especially stink band they now have fungus in between their toes. They need to do hygiene protocols. Their penny loafers are demolished after playing in the parking lot. A PARKING LOT!!! My kid almost got ran over by a mini truck. He is now traumatized and mentions it when we go to the family therapist weekly. They need to do hygiene protocols. My kids penny loafers are demolished after playing in the parking lot. A PARKING LOT!! My kid almost got ran over by a mini truck. He now mentions it when we go to the family therapist weekly. They are taught that premarital pregnancy is a sin. Me and my hunky (FIFTH) cousin/husband had our first child at 14 years old. Ever since then, we now have 7.5 kids and are living in a BEAUTIFUL trailer. So are we going to hell???? HUH?!?! DON’T SEND YOUR KIDS HERE. ZERO STARS. ZERO.
“St.John the Baptist gives your kids foot fungus and obesity.”

“I sent my kid to St. John the Baptist and are now in debt by 40,000 dollars.”
by alphasubmissivemale August 30, 2022
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St. John the Baptist DHS

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Catholic High School on Long Island, close to the Great South Bay. Known for its athletics along with increasingly high SAT scores. In the summer Gilgo beach is 75 percent people who go to or who have gone to St. Johns. Most kids lean towards the "preppy" side of style, but there are a few punks, guidos, and rapper-wannabes thrown in too. Social heiarchy is a major part of the school, but usually students find thier own nook in the first year. The teachers, with the exception of the math department, are helpful and knowledgeable. The rules may seem strict if you have previously gone to public school, but most of them pertain to the uniform, and if you don't screw that up majorly, you can pretty much get away with anything. St. Johns is one of the only Catholic schools on LI that still has a senior prom. Save up for the senior trip to disney too. The spicy chicken sandwich in the cafeteria is awesome.
"I was at gilgo yesterday, and saw 50 people I knew from school, because we all go to St. John the Baptist DHS."
by coolio90000 September 12, 2009
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St. John Fisher College is a small school with just over 2,500 undergraduate students located in the small village of Pittsford, NY. It's pretty simple, if you attend Fisher, your probably a douche bag. The guys who chose Fisher did so because of the 60/40 ratio of women to men. If you're a girl at Fisher you're probably either an athlete or in the nursing program. Fisher is known for its dining hall which leaves students with the feeling of having to shit their pants before even leaving the table. Overall, student's at Fisher spend their time doing one of three things

1. Dicking around in Cyber Cafe before a class
2. Sitting on the toilet to excrete the "Lackmann Laxatives"
3. Dorm drinking 7 days a week wishing academics weren't a thing

St. John Fisher is a beautiful place to be. With a safety and security squad looking to torment any student under 21 who touches alcohol to their lips and any student who's car is parked 6" outside of their designated lot, Fisher is a very safe, small, and loving community

#GoBills
St. John Fisher College has such a small campus that you can take a shit, grab a bite to eat, and make it to class all in under 10 minutes
by BuffaloBills01 January 18, 2017
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