spite-fap

Fapping to someone you find morally reprehensible, like Adolph Hitler fapping to Sarah Silverman.

I only watch Fox News to spite-fap to Megyn Kelly.

by Walter Duckface September 12, 2015

The Sheer Spite

A phrase to describe when someone/something is exhibiting copious amounts of spiteful energy.

The Sheer Spite of that man is unfathomable.

The man who built that car clearly has Sheerly Spiteful behavior

by Wilsomething June 15, 2022

Spite Jacking

When someone tells you you shouldn't jack off (at a specific time, in a specific place or in general) and you wanna jack off just to spite them

Person 1 : well, don't get off at work, you exhibitionist
Person 2 : now i kinda want to get off at work just to spite you
Person 1 : spite jacking

by KeepCalmAndTrustMagnus January 3, 2019

spiteful bitch

someone who does something intentionally to hurt you after you thought they would never ever to hurt you

“Did you see that Alyssa went out to lunch with Veronica’s ex bf??!”

“Yea she’s just being a spiteful bitch because she’s jealous of Veronica.”
“word.”

by lilwavy December 10, 2019

spite dating

Dating someone new just to get back at an ex or make an ex jealous - usually leads to a spite marriage. Similar to a rebound but you act like more than a hookup and post obnoxious pictures on social media about how happy you are now and actually convince the new person it's a real relationship and not spite dating.

"Do you think Emily realizes that Luke is just spite dating her to make his ex, Nikki, jealous?

by Nikro August 9, 2015

Spite Meal

A meal eaten in spite. Most commonly eaten at a buffet or endless Korean BBQ to spite the owners. One would have to eat to excess and then continue to eat copious amounts of meat for a meal to be considered a spite Meal.

Aaahhh I'm so stuffed, but i gotta eat more marinated pork belly for this meal to truly be a spite Meal.

by Bweave May 16, 2021

spite baby

When a women has a secret affair and gets pregnant by another man who is not her husband or boyfriend and does not tell them and lets them think it's theirs... word and definition provided Lisa Davis

John that's not your kid , it's a spite baby .. ... Sue never told you she was running around behind your back

by Jimmy Big Love August 14, 2017