Yuppie Speedball

Consuming Coffee and Adderall in the same time frame to magnify the effects of both, mainly for alertness in events like tests, sales, stock trading, and so forth.

"I have a huge sales call later today, about to go all in on a proper Yuppie Speedball"
"Chad fired up the Nespresso machine and gave me a 10 mil Addy this morning before the market opened...I crushed it; I trade stocks and crypto so much better on Yuppie Speedballs"

by hartz0nFire June 4, 2021

California Speedball

Kratom and Red Bull. Recovering hardcore drug addicts do this since they can't do meth and heroin anymore and this is a sustainable habit. It will never compare to the mind blowing euphoria and rush of the real thing but what are they supposed to do, be sober?

"Work sucks, but thanks to california speedballs, I've been able to work 60 hour weeks no problem! *cries*"

"Fuck I miss shooting up meth and fentanyl"

by JizzBobSploogePants December 20, 2021

Colorado Speedball

The combination of a cup of over-strong (and often over-priced) pour-over coffee and a bowl of 20% TCH marijuana (or THC concentrate)

"You know man ... I just wake up, turn on C.P.R., have a Colorado Speedball, hop in my Subi, and ramble."

by tap33ater October 27, 2019

BG Speedball

When you’re working out fasted, caffeinated and high.

I BG speedballed it this morning, and now I’m about to swallow a gallon of chocolate milk and consume an entire chicken.

by BRFWAB October 16, 2021

Minnesota Speedball

The combination of caffeine and THC in large quantities, optionally including nicotine.

Used by laborers and gamers alike.

I had a Minnesota Speedball to get me through the day.

by BichaelBuble November 7, 2023

diet speedball

Mixing an rx stimulant like adderall or ritalin with a rx opiate like oxycontin or percocet.

Person 1: That kid had a diet speedball last night.

Person 2: What a fucking faggot.

by /////// October 21, 2009

Lorton Speedball

A combination of adderall (cocaine) and percocet (heroin). Available everywhere, but originating on the streets of 703.

Alex: Duuuuude im so psyched for tomorrow.

Colton: Why??

Alex: I told you, I'm making a lorton speedball!!

Jimmo: Faster, pussies!!!

by cwalk787 November 13, 2010