smileruy

a person who is always smiling no matter what

Alex:my dog just died
Skylinn: oooooo i'm so sorry ( smiling the whole time)
Alex: doesn't it hurt to be such a smileruy

by wennathebob01 February 9, 2017

soiled laundry quandary

That morning-after hesitation when a house guest wonders if they are obligated to wash their own sheets after having sex with a middle-aged bartender in a friend’s guest room.

Kevin stood outside Rob’s bedroom door, holding a bundle of sloppy, soaking sheets, frozen in a soiled laundry quandary.

by aretegroup February 9, 2019

Spoiler Candidate

A candidate who usually runs third party and takes away votes from a candidate with similar viewpoints/demographics and in turn helping the dissimilar candidate win.

If Kanye West ran as a third party candidate, he'd likely be more of a spoiler candidate for Biden than for Trump.

by Nas Nasir July 5, 2020

Spoilers are Toilers

A saying people all over the world use all of the time to point out how spoilers are like toilets because the stink.

Brian: Hey Jim did you hear about the facts surrounding the One-Piece time skip?

Jim: Bro I haven’t seen it don’t say anything, spoilers are toilers!!

by PuckeningAbrodee September 21, 2023

Harlan Spoilers

When you spoil a part of a game that has no actual relation to the plot of the story but rather a gameplay moment that would have been a realization of putting two and two together in game.

Friend 1: Oh did you guys see that you can make a pipe bomb in game?
Friend 2: Shush. Spoilers.
Friend 1: Classic case of Harlan Spoilers...

by NOT-TNTman May 27, 2023

solo-smiler

An individual who smiles alone in public. The reasons for smiling are known only to said smiler which makes him/her creepy to the rest of us.

Look at that solo-smiler over there, what a creepy dude.

by ViKaLiCiOuSS May 27, 2007

I DONE SOILED MY BRITCHES

To poop your pants

Homer Simpson said I DONE SOILED MY BRITCHES

by Bill Bill May 24, 2018