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Dave had been training for months to be in softball shape, and now given his morbid obesity and alcoholism issues, he was finally ready.
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by sarah schultz May 15, 2004
Get the softball mug.A fun sport that will always be loved by the whole world. It will never get retiring.You never want to let go to ur mates in softball.
by Isabelle H April 5, 2017
Get the Softball mug.Softball chicks consist of mostly manly girls who think they're the shit and that somehow softball is the best sport in the world. Don't let their extreme manliness distract you though, they are notorious bitches. Their signatures are wearing side ponytails all the time, and having the biggest, ugliest sunglasses. The softball chicks usually bitch about normal girls during their practices and if you are a victim to the harassment of a Softball Chick, look out cause she will beat your ass. And win. Remember the're huge. Normally they're only friends with other Softball Chicks who share the love for the pointless sport. They often try to act like normal girls but end up just looking like they're trying too hard.
by peacockbitch14 June 18, 2011
Get the Softball Chicks mug.a lesbian sport; when someone says they are goin 'play softball', they are goin make lesbian love with other lesbians.
if someone tells you that you 'play softball' and youre not a lesbo, tell them that you play baseball instead. (that means youre straight)
to 'suck at softball' means that you suck girls's pussies, and to 'suck at baseball' is to suck dicks.
if a 'softball tournament' is goin on this weekend, then it will be a whole bunch of girls scissoring and doin other lesbian shit. also called a 'playoff game'
if you do actually play the sport of softball, some may automatically categorize you as one who 'plays softball'. i mean, just look at how you stand, your butt stickin out for everybody to see. it just looks wrong.
if someone tells you that you 'play softball' and youre not a lesbo, tell them that you play baseball instead. (that means youre straight)
to 'suck at softball' means that you suck girls's pussies, and to 'suck at baseball' is to suck dicks.
if a 'softball tournament' is goin on this weekend, then it will be a whole bunch of girls scissoring and doin other lesbian shit. also called a 'playoff game'
if you do actually play the sport of softball, some may automatically categorize you as one who 'plays softball'. i mean, just look at how you stand, your butt stickin out for everybody to see. it just looks wrong.
girl1-"me and a few other girls are goin play softball later, wanna come?"
girl 2-"sorry, im not a lesbian, you freak!"
girl 1-"omg, you totally suck at softball"
girl 2-"there is no fuckin way. i suck at baseball all the time."
girl 2-"sorry, im not a lesbian, you freak!"
girl 1-"omg, you totally suck at softball"
girl 2-"there is no fuckin way. i suck at baseball all the time."
by Baconator4aBuck May 10, 2010
Get the softball mug.oh hey my arm is really stiff from hitting those fly-balls in softball today can you work it for me?
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