A snookie is an inner city beast. Some claim it to be a myth, others claim it to be the very demon sent personally by Satan himself to terrorize the world. It clashes designer clothing with thongs, booze, and a thirst for sex. This thirst has traumatized many men, after which their very sexual desires are forever torn into sleepless night and PTSD. The snookie is what the Boogie checks for before going to rest. The snookie is what God cannot stand to look at. And worst of all, the snookie is what American culture from Jersey and abroad become hypnotized to once a week on prime time. Do not look into the snookie's eyes, or it will choose you as its next victim.
by Raw Entice March 01, 2012
by Donie who loved Bowling January 27, 2010
A worn out whore on a really fucktarded show called jersey shore.
The ultimate insult to a girl who is smart.
The ultimate insult to a girl who is smart.
by It AINT A JOISEY THING October 21, 2010
by laxer21 March 30, 2010
Slang for a particular type of girl. Typically "snookies" are characterized by outrageous behaviors such as: constant drunken states, promising others sexual favors on your behalf over the loud speaker at a bar, degrading you in front of your peers, taking your virginity then never speaking to you again, pretending your not standing next to her as she makes fun of you, cares more about snakes than people, may or may not have a soul, loves heavy metal, hates puppies, is dead inside, etc.
Warning! While it is best to avoid any contact with a snookie, if you find yourself in the presence one, do NOT refer to her as "snookie", for "snookie" is a derogatory word and physical and/or psychological harm may result.
Warning! While it is best to avoid any contact with a snookie, if you find yourself in the presence one, do NOT refer to her as "snookie", for "snookie" is a derogatory word and physical and/or psychological harm may result.
"That Melissa girl thinks the Holocaust is funny." -Jerrod
"What do you expect from a snookie?" - Jackie
"Snookies...pfff." - Jerrod
"What do you expect from a snookie?" - Jackie
"Snookies...pfff." - Jerrod
by TheMayor83 June 08, 2010
someone who if you dye blue will look like a smurf.
horrible fake trans who ruins a perfectly fine tv show.
the only people who like her are 40 year old men who live in a one bedroom appartment with 30 cats....
an obnoxious cow mostly used as a punching bag
horrible fake trans who ruins a perfectly fine tv show.
the only people who like her are 40 year old men who live in a one bedroom appartment with 30 cats....
an obnoxious cow mostly used as a punching bag
random person1: holly shit is that a smurf??
random person2: nah it's just that creepy looking hooker snooki.
normalnamedperson:"who the fuck has the name snooki??"
gay fag:"only like the hottest most coolest person ever!"
normalnamedperson *shoots the gay fag*
random person2: nah it's just that creepy looking hooker snooki.
normalnamedperson:"who the fuck has the name snooki??"
gay fag:"only like the hottest most coolest person ever!"
normalnamedperson *shoots the gay fag*
by bestpersonintheworldyourmum January 25, 2011
When you go to the clinic after a night in the smoosh room, and the doctor says you have a new, unidentified STD. Yep, that's right. You got the Snookie.
I'm on these meds that I'm not supposed to drink on...I got the Snookie last night.
I don't know what I did last night, but I woke up with the Snookie.
After a night of Nookie, I pissed and realized I got the motha' fuckin' snookie.
I don't know what I did last night, but I woke up with the Snookie.
After a night of Nookie, I pissed and realized I got the motha' fuckin' snookie.
by amberenergy84 February 04, 2011