small penis

a penis that’s smaller than 6”

“Dude my bf has such a small penis”

by champagnepapi2.0 November 14, 2021

Small pedestrian penis

Basically everyone I know

Get the fuck away from me dear God no please
He has a small pedestrian penis help no

by Creep May 13, 2021

i have a small penis

King of discord and Nick bait should have pink name

I have a small penis is clearly the best smash player

by DrSmall October 21, 2020

Small Penis Coffee

A small penis coffee is usually, but not limited to having an excess of added flavor pumps, bright additive food coloring, extra whipped cream, and chocolate syrup. It is always brewed by coffee companies who have to compensate for their low-quality coffee by completely disguising it with additives.

Student #1: Why does the coffee at Meantime Coffee Co. taste so much better than that place on Frankin Street?
Student #2: Because Meantime Coffee Co. actually cares what their coffee tastes like and they don't have to compensate by making SPC or small penis coffee.

by E.A. Davis September 28, 2018

Small Penis Day

Celebration of men with minuscule penises. March 11th

Look my friends it’s small penis day! (March 11th)

by SebastianP March 25, 2024

i have a small penis

King of discord and Nick bait should have pink name

I have a small penis is clearly the best smash player

by DrSmall October 21, 2020

small penis mentality

Any mod, admin, or CEO who loves power tripping on their dictating social networking sites. They love to ban and mute you if you comment things they don't like/piss them off.

Spez, Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg all have small penis mentality, actually.

by Shiine-1 March 2, 2025