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skitch

A potentially contagious skin condition, where the afflicted person subconsciously scratches the facial and neck areas, thus leaving flush/red lines, also known as "skitch marks".

Skitch sufferers are rarely aware of problem until others near them point it out. Outbreaks are known to occur during family gatherings and dinners. Some skitch sufferers have been known to draw blood.

There is currently no known cure for the skitches. A research team of dermatologists are currently working for a possible vaccine, however for the time being, afflicted patients are advised to keep their nails short to prevent dreaded "skitch marks" or "skitchdaddles".
"Check out that girl, she's got skitch marks all over her face!"

"Stay away from her, she's got a bad case of the skitches!"
by YanYanSt.Ma December 20, 2008
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Skitch

Someone who's very good at creating user interfaces in Sketch. A Sketch Bitch.
"Whoa, you're such a Skitch, I could never have designed that!"
by skitchhiker January 11, 2018
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Oozy Skitch

A rather unsavory hybrid skank-bitch.
Don't be such an Oozy Skitch!
by Marla_Singer March 27, 2023
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Skitch

A skank ass hoes thats a bitch who be sucking dick all the fucking time
hey wassup you dumb ass skitch
by golaa April 16, 2016
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skitch

adjective. describing a skanky bitch
that sally girl, she's a nasty skitch.
by king shiloh666 May 29, 2018
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Skitching

Hey what are you doing?”
I’m skitching!”
by Skitching January 20, 2022
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Skitch

A 'skanky bitch'. A skitch has had sex with nearly all the guys in school, and she's hella rude.
"Ugh! She's such a skitch! She banged my boyfriend and then calls me a slut!"
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