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turkey skipper

People and businesses who skip any sort of decoration for Thanksgiving and go straight to Christmas season after Halloween ends. It becomes worse every year.
Mom it's a shame these turkey skippers don't decorate for Thanksgiving. ERRRRRRRR turkey skippers!
by aaliyadawn November 26, 2014
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Squad Skipper

Someone who jumps between squads or groups
Ayyyy that bitch is over there now, she's a squad skipper
by TittyMuncher2468 August 19, 2017
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night skipper

contrary to staying up a whole night (all-nighter), a night skipper is exactly what it sounds like: skipping a whole night of sleep, staying up for about 40 hours. Ex: Waking up Saturday morning and persisting to go to bed until Sunday night
I just stayed up for a whole 2 day cycle! Guess you could call me a night skipper
by ItsSullyyz August 28, 2017
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Go all Skipper

Go All Skipper
The act of explaining any aspect of life in ultra-precise detail, so that any of the first 10 questions you might have following a regular explanation have already been answered as well as 20 other question you hadn't even thought of yet. This can lead to very long answers to questions, but also means they are incredibly thorough. When someone has gone all skipper, there are no follow questions needed.

Go All Skipper

The act of explaining any aspect of life in ultra-precise detail, so that any of the first 10 questions you might have following a regular explanation have already been answered as well as 20 other question you hadn't even thought of yet. This can lead to very long answers to questions, but also means they are incredibly thorough. When someone has gone all skipper, there are no follow questions needed.

Example of how it is used in a sentence:
The person who wrote this definition definitely went all skipper.
by Boo84 April 3, 2020
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Skimper

1. A skimper is a term used to define wiggar high school kids who are fucked later in life.

2. A skimper is a term used to define someone who nobody wants to smoke marijuana with because he never has money or weed and likes to sit at home and watch RedTube everyday.

3. A skimper is a term used to define someone who writes urban dictionary definitions of the word skimper when he has in fact skimped someone before.
1. Wow, James sold me an o of booms that was 2.5 short. What a fuckin skimper.

2. Elliot: Hey, wanna smoke with jamesD? Dave: Fuck that, he's a fucking brokeass skimper and just sits at home jacking off 23 hours of the day.

3. Wow, that Joe Van Pay kid writes urban dictionary definitions. He has shorted so many people on bags. What a skimper.
by moomoobaggins March 26, 2010
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borderline skipper

When those lunatics from iraq, bulgaria, romania, kazahkstan and wherever else they come from, decide they'd prefer come into Britain and have an easy life, living off british taxpayers money, and getting free houses from Tony Blair.
Oi! Have you Heard!? A load of fuckin Borderline Skippers Have moved in next door!
by One of coolness September 7, 2003
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Skipper

A rockin' blow job that knocks your socks off when you need it most. Done in an outdoor, or public place which creates a sense of thrill for both parties. Common side effects inlude "sackjaw" inflicted to the giver.
Brad gives Brandon a high five and exclaims," I think there were people watching last night when Lyndsae gave me that skipper in the park!"
by bradsoulsurvivor October 10, 2008
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