Significant Uber

The person you bang because he or she, unlike you, has wheels.

"Can't make it over just now, but my Significant Uber gets off at 3, he can bring me before 4."

by Glansolo December 29, 2016

Significant

Great and big, has a colossal impact.

My friends behavior has changed significantly.

by 🎀Olivia🎀 August 4, 2022

Significant

A significant other is someone who has good credit and is in a relationship with someone who has bad credit.

Significant

Sign if I can't

I want a new whatever but my credit score low so they say no to a loan.

Got me a significant other.

Looking all cute and shit, take significant other with me to get new whatever and apply for loan again. When they say no, I look at my significant other and bat my eyes and they will sign if I can't.

by QueenBeeMe May 28, 2023

Significant Other

Limp Bizkit’s 2nd studio album

“Dude have you listened to Significant Other yet? It has some sick Wes Boreland riffs.”

by Dick Insider October 12, 2020

Significant Ear Damage

Commonly abbreviated as SED, Significant Ear Damage is genre of music created for Zac Seif's music, specifially a song called "I can't survive," because even Emo is not terrible enough a genre to categorize his music as.

Guy 1: Did you hear Zac Seif's new song? It's the best example of Significant Ear Damage music out there!

Guy 2: Thanks for the warning, I'll be sure to avoid it!

by SignificantEarDamage July 12, 2012

International Watch Twilight with your significant other day

May 1st is internationally recognized as “Watch Twilight with your significant other day” So cuddle up with your spouse boyfriend or girlfriend and turn on the twilight movie saga

Boy:Hey Babe it’s May 1st you know what that means
Girl:Heck ya I do it’s International Watch Twilight with your significant other day Time to cuddle up Boo!!

by hippoman38279190 April 28, 2021