The act of one man fucking another man in the ass, while listening to "Blinded by the light."
*Blinded by the light,*
*wrapped up like a dousche in the middle of the night.*
*I was blinded by the light.*
*Blinded by the light,*
*wrapped up like a dousche in the middle of the night.*
*I was blinded by the light.*
by Dyll October 12, 2006

To makeout, kiss, or fondle; Any close or intimate contact between two people that ranges from holding hands to sex. Includes kissing, grinding, fellatio, cunnilingus, and 69. However, shredding may or may not include hugging.
by Adrian Saunders March 10, 2008

by Cuco October 4, 2003

"Shreds faucets" is a slang term used typically in certain gaming communities, usually on PC, due to difficulties chatting on consoles. It also sees frequent use as an alternative to other derogatory terms and word which would be considered offensive. It is believed this term first started catching wind in the Minecraft online game community, due to it's younger audience.
"Yikes! that really shreds faucets, dude."
"Man, I just died? That really shreds faucets!"
"Man, 2020 really shredded faucets."
"Man, I just died? That really shreds faucets!"
"Man, 2020 really shredded faucets."
by LluciferLlama December 28, 2020

A life in which you do what you love and love what you do; a willingness to completely dedicate yourself to your activities for the sake of the shred.
by Kelen Keller August 28, 2010

To make love
Tom: John, did you finally shred ass with Veronica last week?
John: Yeah!
Tom: Congrats! I knew you'd shred ass eventually.
John: Yeah!
Tom: Congrats! I knew you'd shred ass eventually.
by Perrier August 1, 2018

Example
Edwin: "Hey Jon, let's hang out tonight."
Jon: "Sorry, can't tonight; going to do some keyboard shredding."
Example
Miguel: "Hey do you hear all that keyboard clicking noise?"
Edwin: "That's just Jon keyboard shredding. Don't disturbed him; he's in the zone."
Example
Jon: "Wow look at that nerd's long hair and neck beard. He must be a keyboard shredder."
Edwin: "Hey Jon, let's hang out tonight."
Jon: "Sorry, can't tonight; going to do some keyboard shredding."
Example
Miguel: "Hey do you hear all that keyboard clicking noise?"
Edwin: "That's just Jon keyboard shredding. Don't disturbed him; he's in the zone."
Example
Jon: "Wow look at that nerd's long hair and neck beard. He must be a keyboard shredder."
by mooogs May 14, 2017
