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shredding

The act of one man fucking another man in the ass, while listening to "Blinded by the light."

*Blinded by the light,*
*wrapped up like a dousche in the middle of the night.*
*I was blinded by the light.*
Yo man those faggots were probably shredding all night.
by Dyll October 12, 2006
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Shred

To makeout, kiss, or fondle; Any close or intimate contact between two people that ranges from holding hands to sex. Includes kissing, grinding, fellatio, cunnilingus, and 69. However, shredding may or may not include hugging.
Dude, don't go in Tom's room. He's totally shredding with Marissa.
by Adrian Saunders March 10, 2008
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shredding

1)masterbation.
2)very fast aggresive sexual intercorse with a woman.
man i caught riff shredding in the bathroom.

the first time i got laid i was shredding the pussy!
by Cuco October 4, 2003
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Shreds faucets

"Shreds faucets" is a slang term used typically in certain gaming communities, usually on PC, due to difficulties chatting on consoles. It also sees frequent use as an alternative to other derogatory terms and word which would be considered offensive. It is believed this term first started catching wind in the Minecraft online game community, due to it's younger audience.
"Yikes! that really shreds faucets, dude."

"Man, I just died? That really shreds faucets!"
"Man, 2020 really shredded faucets."
by LluciferLlama December 28, 2020
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Shred Life

A life in which you do what you love and love what you do; a willingness to completely dedicate yourself to your activities for the sake of the shred.
I live the shred life when I hit the road with my band and when I ace all my classes in college.
by Kelen Keller August 28, 2010
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Shred Ass

Tom: John, did you finally shred ass with Veronica last week?

John: Yeah!

Tom: Congrats! I knew you'd shred ass eventually.
by Perrier August 1, 2018
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keyboard shredding

The act of hammering out programming code insanely fast.
Example
Edwin: "Hey Jon, let's hang out tonight."
Jon: "Sorry, can't tonight; going to do some keyboard shredding."

Example
Miguel: "Hey do you hear all that keyboard clicking noise?"
Edwin: "That's just Jon keyboard shredding. Don't disturbed him; he's in the zone."

Example
Jon: "Wow look at that nerd's long hair and neck beard. He must be a keyboard shredder."
by mooogs May 14, 2017
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