jack sparrowed

A way of referring to a movie that has been illegally pirated off of the internet.

A: "No, man, I think we're just going to sit home tonight and watch Alice in Wonderland."

B: "Isn't Alice in Wonderland still in theaters?"

A: "Yeah, it is. I Jack Sparrowed it."

by simplistikmind April 11, 2010

gulping sparrow

A homosexual who frequently chugs buckets of cum, all while facing straight up and making throat motions like a bird.

Look at Bradley, such a fucking Gulping Sparrow.

by Bitch Ass Nigga Bitch September 19, 2017

Jack Sparrow

The best pirate to sail the horizon!!!

the most humorous of the lot!!

the sexiest of the lot

ladies and gentleman:its CAPT. Jack Sparrow!!!

but you're forgotten one VERY important thing mate..I'm captain JACK SPARROW

by rahul007 August 14, 2006

sparrowfart

1. Really effing early.
2. An ineffectual or insubstantial person. Alternately, someone who is physcially slight or tiny.

1. We had to get up at sparrowfart in order to get there just as they opened.
2. My eighth grade English teacher was a sweet little sparrowfart of an old lady.

by Justin Burrows September 25, 2005

Jack Sparrow

The act of snorting a line of cocaine mixed with gunpowder while drinking straight up rum. Usually results in an exploding head.

Guy #1: Dude, try this. It's called a Jack Sparrow.
Guy #2: Oookay. *sniff-chug* BLAAAGHAHAHAHABWEHAAGGHH *head explodes*

by shoelessloons September 19, 2010

sparrowed

sparrowed
adj.
1. To be in a state of intoxication; drunk; inebriated.
2. To be mildly intoxicated, tipsy; buzzed.
(Derived from the film character Captain Jack Sparrow, as portrayed by American actor Johnny Depp)

After a few glasses of wine she was too sparrowed to even walk straight.

by DasN May 6, 2006

Crippled Sparrow

A sexual position requiring 5 dudes and 1 chick. The chick has a dick in her ass, snatch, mouth, and 1 in each hand. The only person moving is the chick and it slightly resembles a writhing bird.

Me and 4 buddies of mine went to the whore house so we could give a bitch the crippled sparrow.

by Marc Rinke May 22, 2008