shamus

big ass penis

shamus has a big ass penis with many hairs

by brayayahsqa June 12, 2021

Shamuing

When someone's social media makes them look attractive but they're actually a fat ass

"my date shamued me. Their pictures made them look so sexy but they weren't in person"

"They are completely shamuing everyone. Those tinder photos don't show their true size"

by King_ejames June 30, 2019

Shamued

Getting f*cked in the SeaWorld bathroom

“Dude I got f*cked in the SeaWorld bathroom”
“YOU GOT SHAMUED?”

by avid seaworld goer November 28, 2023

Shamus

A very fluffy, chubby, cute creature that can get pretty violent when it comes to it's food.

-"Omg Betty, look at that overweight guy eating five scoops of ice cream..."
-"Helen, it's just a Shamus, mind your own business..."

by Shanul May 19, 2023

Dirty Shamus

When you are laying on your stomach eating a bowl of fruity people's while getting your butt licked.

If you fall asleep after a dirty Shamus you'll get milk in your eye

by Lonelylobo November 21, 2023

Shamus

someone who goes onto urban dictionary and writes good things under their name

shamus: hey check out my name on urban dictionary it says i am cool
pierce: no your not lmao

by shamus42069 November 24, 2021

Shamus

(vote yes)

Shamus, or better known as uncle Shamus was a famous lemonade seller back in the 1900s. Unlike many others of his time, uncle Shamus produced all his lemonade alone whether this is because no one likes uncle Shamus or not was debatable.

Mom, do we have uncle shamus's lemonade at home?

by Lee shao zhe August 21, 2020