Shamus

A very fluffy, chubby, cute creature that can get pretty violent when it comes to it's food.

-"Omg Betty, look at that overweight guy eating five scoops of ice cream..."
-"Helen, it's just a Shamus, mind your own business..."

by Shanul May 20, 2023

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Dirty Shamus

When you are laying on your stomach eating a bowl of fruity people's while getting your butt licked.

If you fall asleep after a dirty Shamus you'll get milk in your eye

by Lonelylobo November 22, 2023

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Skinny Shamu

Skinny Shamus are woman who are pround to be what they are and never let anyone get them down. They're fierce and loyal and will back you up on any mater. Skinny Shamus are very happy people who dont usualy snap at people. There is one precaution when dealing with Skinny Shamus, when they feel that their food is under attack of potential stealing or danger of sharring they will lash out. Skinny Shamus can usually be found in the company of Free Willies.

Jason:"I really like Kelsey and everything but she goes crazy when you touch her food"
Brittany:"Sounds like you have a Skinny Shamu on your hands."

by hucu101 January 11, 2011

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Shamuing

When someone's social media makes them look attractive but they're actually a fat ass

"my date shamued me. Their pictures made them look so sexy but they weren't in person"

"They are completely shamuing everyone. Those tinder photos don't show their true size"

by King_ejames June 30, 2019

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