Sexpedition

A journey of 100 miles or greater taken by an individual for the purpose of getting laid. Can be automobile, aircraft, boat, bicycle, horseback, whatever

Hey man, can I borrow your motorcycle? Kayla wants some and I need to go on a sexpedition

by seasick mystic October 3, 2018

sexed in

When you wake up on time, but then you have sex with your partner which makes you late for work.

Boss: why are you so late?

Employee: oh , sorry boss I sexed in this mourning.

Boss: Nice. Nice.

by k. jordan January 3, 2008

sexyest

noun. used in an argument usually a way to end the argument

Kt-james is so sexi
Kz-naw devon is sexier
Kt-james is sexest
Kz-Devon-is sexYEST
~a way to say yea he is sexiest in one word

by Kenzalishous January 4, 2008

Hell'sexbed

Someone single contraint from not having sex following a surgery or simply is not able due to some medical reasons...Well we do often take things from granted but when you got a broken leg or a shoulder surgery or even paralyzed...you are not able to perform active sex intercourse....it's frustrating when you used to fly around like an eagle...
That's why when you spend more then one night alone and you have lust of performing sex or making love but your injury won't let it happen.....you become tied to HELL'S SEXBED.....it's really hell

It can be also when you find nobody with who you can perform sex with or when your girlfriend or boyfriends or your wife or your bitch....let you down .....between us i prefer a surgery then to be let down....;)

Person A ... Hey buddy what's up ?...want to get down tonight ?
Person B... This surgery fucks.....Bro...I'm tied to hell'sexbed for three weeks....
Person A... Sorry dude ..I'm horny...wish you to recover quickly

by REBEU13 June 9, 2009

sexedible

A look so sexy, someone is going to eat you up!

That girl is sexedible in the spandex dress, her booty is right, she is definitely hurting someone tonight.

Did you see how sexedible My girl looks in the crop top and jeans, Damn!

He is so sexedible, can't wait to get a hold of him and that sexy body later.

by TAD22 December 28, 2013

Sexpedition

noun
1.
a journey undertaken by an individual or a group of people with the particular purpose of sexual conquest & or competing against others in seducing the opposite sex on mass.

"many of the sexpedition competitors have overcome rigorous obstacles"
"Join my Sexpedition tonight, slay some hoes"

"After, my gf left me I went on a sexpadition. It was Tom, Dick & Harry who had invited me. That night Dick went home early with a brunnette. Tom got 5 numbers & went home with an alluring blonde, winning the $250 bet. while Harry failed to have any luck whatsoever"

by BennyIam April 29, 2014

seyed

seyed is a german word for joke and is often used in the german hoods

i was laughing for 2 hours about the seyed you told me yesterday

by Lackschuh April 8, 2017