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Severus Snape

The stupid jerk that ruthlessly murdered Dumbledore, and who deserves to be raped by Hagrid and thrown in a pit full of Blast-Ended Skrewts.
Harry: That motherfucker Snape better not step on my turf or I'll bust a cap in his ass
Ron: Hellz ya!
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Severiously

That was a severiously gruesome crime scene
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Severus Snape

Severus Snape is an amazing person. If you hate him, then you're weird, cus he awesome. If you hate him, then u disrespectful of him and me. He awesome. He amazing. If u hate him, u cray.
Dummy - Snape is terrible!
Person who Knows Logic - Haha, very funny idiot. Snape is amazing, and if u don't like him, then TOM EATS TOES.
Severus Snape - official definition - amazing person in Harry Pottah
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the hottest fucking man in the entire series of harry potter
i’m such a simp for severus snape
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a character in harry potter who is the real villain and bullied children thought it was ok tho cos he didn’t get to sleep with our queen the perfect lily evans
someone: severus snape is my favorite character

me: ewwwwwww
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severussnapeslander (ashlie) is the best person ever !!!!!!!!!!! 😍👩🏻 she's funny, and pretty, and gorgeous, and idk what else to say but yeah you get the point<33
Do you follow severussnapeslander on Tiktok and Instagram?? She's amazing.
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Severus

"severus is a greasy git"
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