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Noob seizure

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When one is attempting to kills a noob in a game such as Call of Duty, and the noob freaks out and randomly knifes/shoots in the air, in most cases ultimately achieving nothing and dying. However, in some bullshit cases, the noob somehow kills you by some incredibly feat of God.
"Haha, what an idiot. I got a free kill cause the stupid had a noob seizure."

"That guy just had a freakin noob seizure and killed me!"
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Cum Seizure

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when a cum dumpster takes an unusually large load and short circuits neurons never used sending them into an epileptic like seizure.
Holy fuck, Johnny's huge load just sent sally into a cum seizure.
by samsarai February 23, 2011
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Keyboard Seizure

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When someone spazzes out on a keyboard or on there phone typing thingy.
OyIGr(dfoa&^obit*YDCHPYIGlu *pua&(wt :s8ODIG oPWT:*(OTD Is a good example of a keyboard seizure.
by SpooderManiac December 22, 2014
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hormonal seizure

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a hormonal seizure is when a guy/girl is so sexy, it makes you shudder
Sam walked by and Suzelle went into a hormonal seizure
by mizmoss March 6, 2008
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face seizure

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When a some kid in your class randomly twitches a part of his/her face, leading to a collection of ''o_o'' s, "Whoah''s and ''WTF''s. People, after exposure to the face seizure, find themselves asking: "Does that guy have tourette's?"
Person A: *GASP* Fabio just had a face seizure!
Person 2: o_o
Person %: Whoah
Old nigga: WTF
by Fabio Nig March 6, 2013
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brat seizure

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When someone is having a ridiculous temper tantrum; acting a-fool. Someone who is trying to gain attention be being overly dramatic about something and in turn, is annoying to those around them. Someone who is a whiny-ass baby.
Joe was mad that his boss told him to do his job, so he had a massive brat seizure in front of his colleagues.
by Adulting Is Required December 9, 2016
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When someone is typing as if they are having a seizure.
Tiffany: oMg, GuYs YoU wIlL nEvAr BeLiEvE wHaT hApPeNeD tO mE tOdAy!?!?!??!?!?!?!!

Russel: What's is wrong with you? Are you having a type seizure?
by bitchimmabamf. July 5, 2011
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