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secondhand sexting

When your friend gets a bomb ass nude and shows you so you can enjoy them too. Simialr to secondhand smoke but more enjoyable.
I deal with secondhand sexting a lot because my roommate is always showing the nudes he gets.
by SHAGGYBADGER August 4, 2016
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secondhand friend

someone who isn’t really you’re friend but is friends with one of you’re friends, so you talk about them as if you’re friends
Fucking Joel!”
I didn’t know you were friends with Joel”
“I’m not, by Casey is, so I can it lol”
“So you’re secondhand friends?”
“Yep”
by jjedi January 17, 2019
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secondhand coke

N. - When people who are in the same room as people snorting cocaine act like they've snorted cocaine.
T - Hey Chris, those people are snorting cocaine.
C - Don't stand too close, you don't want to inhale any secondhand coke.
T - I have a lot of energy.

C - Oh no, you've inhaled secondhand coke.
by teenpaleboy January 19, 2014
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Secondhand Cheeseburger

When, during a kiss, you taste the food your partner consumed prior to the kiss. Created after an unfortunate experience at a Burger King.
"What'd you have for lunch?"
"I'd rather not talk about it, Karen gave me a secondhand cheeseburger."
by js1190 July 17, 2009
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Secondhand salad

Vicariously rimming someone by placing your mouth on an inanimate object that their ass has recently touched
When a hot girl came out of the bathroom, I quickly ran in and licked the toliet seat as to toss her secondhand salad.
by Yebot10 June 8, 2017
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Secondhand fame

Getting all of the perks of being famous by being friends with one who is famous without having to do any of the work yourself.
I'm staying friends with karlo so when he's famous for writing his books, I can get that secondhand fame.
by Royalblade123 March 13, 2018
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Secondhand Fucked

When you've jerked off to a girl so many times you feel like you know what she's like in bed.
Did you see Samantha today? I totally secondhand fucked her last night. And this morning.
by jamminwow December 1, 2011
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