Secondhand fame

Getting all of the perks of being famous by being friends with one who is famous without having to do any of the work yourself.

I'm staying friends with karlo so when he's famous for writing his books, I can get that secondhand fame.

by Royalblade123 March 13, 2018

secondhand coke

N. - When people who are in the same room as people snorting cocaine act like they've snorted cocaine.

T - Hey Chris, those people are snorting cocaine.
C - Don't stand too close, you don't want to inhale any secondhand coke.
T - I have a lot of energy.

C - Oh no, you've inhaled secondhand coke.

by teenpaleboy January 19, 2014

Secondhand Meat

When you witness two people having sex and you are pulled into the activity

Guy1: fuck I’m sore

Guy2: why?

Guy1: I got secondhand meat yesterday when Greg and his girl were fucking...and they go at it hard

by Vixen Vixen Emer July 11, 2019

secondhand sexting

When your friend gets a bomb ass nude and shows you so you can enjoy them too. Simialr to secondhand smoke but more enjoyable.

I deal with secondhand sexting a lot because my roommate is always showing the nudes he gets.

by SHAGGYBADGER August 4, 2016

secondhand friend

someone who isn’t really you’re friend but is friends with one of you’re friends, so you talk about them as if you’re friends

“Fucking Joel!”
“I didn’t know you were friends with Joel”
“I’m not, by Casey is, so I can it lol”
“So you’re secondhand friends?”
“Yep”

by jjedi January 17, 2019

Secondhand Cheeseburger

When, during a kiss, you taste the food your partner consumed prior to the kiss. Created after an unfortunate experience at a Burger King.

"What'd you have for lunch?"
"I'd rather not talk about it, Karen gave me a secondhand cheeseburger."

by js1190 July 17, 2009

Secondhand Fucked

When you've jerked off to a girl so many times you feel like you know what she's like in bed.

Did you see Samantha today? I totally secondhand fucked her last night. And this morning.

by jamminwow December 1, 2011