secondhand coke

N. - When people who are in the same room as people snorting cocaine act like they've snorted cocaine.
T - Hey Chris, those people are snorting cocaine.
C - Don't stand too close, you don't want to inhale any secondhand coke.
T - I have a lot of energy.

C - Oh no, you've inhaled secondhand coke.
by teenpaleboy January 19, 2014
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Secondhand Cheeseburger

When, during a kiss, you taste the food your partner consumed prior to the kiss. Created after an unfortunate experience at a Burger King.
"What'd you have for lunch?"
"I'd rather not talk about it, Karen gave me a secondhand cheeseburger."
by js1190 July 17, 2009
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secondhand shook

When you aren't directly involved in someone's drama but you're emotionally involved in it.
Damn, did you hear about Jim's baby mama drama? I'm secondhand shook, that baby isn't even on the same side of the color wheel as him.
by Caffeinebitch August 30, 2017
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secondhand eating

The term now commonly used to describe the reality of how humans eating livestock means that we are thereby eating all of the food and drinking all of the water that they are and the fact that they consume such a massive volume of food and water actually means that we are doing so, secondhand, and the term itself also implies that we are sustaining enormous damage by doing so.
There is absolutely no doubt that secondhand eating is more destructive to our health and our planet than secondhand smoking ever was.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 21, 2023
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Secondhand salad

Vicariously rimming someone by placing your mouth on an inanimate object that their ass has recently touched
When a hot girl came out of the bathroom, I quickly ran in and licked the toliet seat as to toss her secondhand salad.
by Yebot10 June 09, 2017
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Secondhand Socialism

The economic system in which a government taxes and regulates businesses heavily, rather than owning the means of production. This allows the government to control and profit from said corporations without the duty of running them.
Bernie Sanders is not a socialist. He would never suggest that the government should own all businesses”
“No, but he certainly believes in Secondhand Socialism the way he talks of Amazon’s taxes”
by The Federal Press May 04, 2019
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Secondhand Queef

When you press your ass against a woman’s ass and fart causing it to travel through her ass crack and queef from her vagina.
I draw the line at sniffing secondhand queefs.
by Vermont Department of Health December 13, 2020
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