Secondhand salad

Vicariously rimming someone by placing your mouth on an inanimate object that their ass has recently touched

When a hot girl came out of the bathroom, I quickly ran in and licked the toliet seat as to toss her secondhand salad.

by Yebot10 June 8, 2017

Secondhand Socialism

The economic system in which a government taxes and regulates businesses heavily, rather than owning the means of production. This allows the government to control and profit from said corporations without the duty of running them.

“Bernie Sanders is not a socialist. He would never suggest that the government should own all businesses”
“No, but he certainly believes in Secondhand Socialism the way he talks of Amazon’s taxes”

by The Federal Press May 3, 2019

secondhand shook

When you aren't directly involved in someone's drama but you're emotionally involved in it.

Damn, did you hear about Jim's baby mama drama? I'm secondhand shook, that baby isn't even on the same side of the color wheel as him.

by Caffeinebitch August 30, 2017

secondhand sexting

When your friend gets a bomb ass nude and shows you so you can enjoy them too. Simialr to secondhand smoke but more enjoyable.

I deal with secondhand sexting a lot because my roommate is always showing the nudes he gets.

by SHAGGYBADGER August 4, 2016

secondhand friend

someone who isn’t really you’re friend but is friends with one of you’re friends, so you talk about them as if you’re friends

“Fucking Joel!”
“I didn’t know you were friends with Joel”
“I’m not, by Casey is, so I can it lol”
“So you’re secondhand friends?”
“Yep”

by jjedi January 17, 2019

secondhand coke

N. - When people who are in the same room as people snorting cocaine act like they've snorted cocaine.

T - Hey Chris, those people are snorting cocaine.
C - Don't stand too close, you don't want to inhale any secondhand coke.
T - I have a lot of energy.

C - Oh no, you've inhaled secondhand coke.

by teenpaleboy January 19, 2014

Secondhand Queef

When you press your ass against a woman’s ass and fart causing it to travel through her ass crack and queef from her vagina.

I draw the line at sniffing secondhand queefs.

by Vermont Department of Health December 12, 2020