egg scrambler

Someone who has sex with a chicken.

The man who was jailed after killing chickens by having sex with them claims he is an egg scrambler.

by daveobot October 22, 2020

Egg Scrambler

An uppercut to the vagina.

Ashley wouldn't shut her cock holster, so I gave her the Egg Scrambler to shut her up for a couple of minutes.

by Jeremy Kane May 5, 2007

egg scrambler

Someone who has sex with a chicken.

The farmer's son is an egg scrambler.

by daveobot October 22, 2020

Egg Scrambler

Where you grab hold of his balls and squish as hard as possible until the testicles have reduced to the consistency of scrambled eggs.

He didn't please me enough, so I used the Egg Scrambler on him.

by Frostwulf August 10, 2012

spicy egg scramble

To fuck a woman with a large, hot pepper until she cums, causing her vagina to be covered in the oils and feel like its on fire.

Joe: Wow, Laura sure is walking fucked up today...
John: Yeah, I gave her a spicy egg scramble last night, and her pussy is still burning.

by vertigh0st September 12, 2021

Scrambie Eggs

Scrambie Eggs is a more polite way to refer to the process in which sperm coagulates when it comes into contact with water.

I was in the shower, and when I ejaculated on my hand and tried to wash it off, I got scrambie eggs all over me.

by Thegohan December 11, 2010

Scrubbled Eggs

Having Scrubbled Eggs is the act of having sex with a women; but before having intercourse placing a freshly made, sunny side up fried egg on her vagina. In order to successfully have Scrubbled Eggs, you must place your Penis directly through the egg yolk, and into the vagina.

No, I am sorry baby, but you can have Scrubbled Eggs and Ketchup because I am on the rags.

by greasemonkey131 February 19, 2011