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Slumping

One Human Humping Another while Asleep...

Sleep + Humping.... often done when both partners have PJs on.
One Night after a Long day at Work Bob Briefly Slumped Jane.... the Slumping was not of a duration that Jane found Acceptable.

Jane was left unfullflled.
by DanielD June 16, 2010
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Scrumping

an alternative term for the act of jelqing, a Middle Eastern penis enlargement technique. Though originating in the Middle East, scrumping has become extremely popular amongst males throughout the world. The method is intended to enlarge the penis by exercising the smooth muscle and other tissues in the penis, with the goal of permanently increasing the maximum erect size of the penis. Scrumping is alternatively referred to as "penis milking", "dong stroking", and "rod rubbing".
Man 1 at urinal: "Jesus Christ man what'd you do to your dong?! It looks like you're smuggling a python!"

Man 2 at urinal: "Sup. It's pretty big, huh? It used to be a tuna can, exact dimensions. But after months of dedicated scrumping, I've managed to produce this piece of penile perfection.
by J-Rym June 14, 2010
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Scrumping

Furiously Masturbating during or after consuming a large amount of cheese puffs and not cleansing your hands of the cheese powder
I was Scrumping the other night and now my dick is stained orange!
by The_Sunken1 March 13, 2014
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Schleeping

Plankton is just schleeping on the schlong
by planktonboss June 22, 2016
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Slumping

Taking a dump while sleeping.

Hence Slumping.
#1: Bro, you were in the can for 2 hours, are you alright?

#2: I was slumping, ya prick.
by DOOP DOOP DA DA DA May 11, 2010
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schlapping

The sound made when a man shakes his hips from side to side, allowing his penis to "schlap" against his thighs.

Schlapping may be turned into a competition whereby the most innovative way to make the sound is rewarded with high points.
"Did you hear? I pulled off the 'helicopter'! that makes me master of schlapping!"
by 9CRIMES March 7, 2009
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scrumping

An african american type of dancing involving moving every part of your body simultaneously and continuously for several minutes.
"Dude he was scrumping last night at the club."
by kingballscupmaster May 22, 2009
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