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Scranton

is for hardcore people only, is somtimes to hardcore for ur face.
when u look at it u will think this place sucks alot. but then u notice how hardcore the people r in it, then u realize all there hardcoreness rubbed off onto the buildings and the streets, creating the suckyness.
pizza by pappas is there. what else can i say?
by Harry Kerns November 2, 2004
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santonic

A synonmym for platonic: indeed I feel it is a superior word to platonic, especially in the context of human male-female relationships. This is based on my personal experience of dating many girls but not having any sex. As such, I used to describe these relationships to my guy friends as being purely platonic when in fact my intention was not always that, especially if the chick was bang-worthy. But now I feel Plato himself must have had more sexual action with women than I have that it is more appropriate to describe a word using my name rather than the great Plato. Hence the word santonic - to describe a non-sexual, philosophical, academic relationship between a male and a female. It can also be extended to same-sex relationship if the user so desires.
John: Man, I have been dating Mary for 5 years and I did not get any pussy yet.

Jack: Whoa dude, that is one santonic relationship.
by SantoshGeorge November 17, 2007
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scranton

Scranton was once a thriving city during the coal mine era. It was nicknamed "the Eletric City" because of its Elitric trolleys that ran through downtown.Although they haven't exsisted for 50+ years...We are still reffered to as the eletric city. The mall of steamtown sucks, its filled with little punks who think they are cool who can't go anywhere else on weekends. So they just reside to the steamtown mall. Its decently close to NYC and Philly, so we get all of their drug dealers since we are so conviniently located in between.There are about 3 clubs in scranton and about 50 resteraunts. Some people seem fascinated with the trains...(usually new yorkers). And scranton has become somewhat famous for trains at Steamtown.No one calls Subs, Subs instead call them Hoagies, and pizzas aren't reffered to as pie's. So there you go Scranton....
Chris : What chu' doing tonite??

George: I'm going to go drive around scranton hoping to find some Hoagies.
by jake_lag July 14, 2006
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swanton

The shitiest town in the planet, with only a house of games for entertainment.
Person 1: hey you wanna go to swanton?

Person 2: Fuck NO!!! swanton sucks ballz..

Person: tru dat, tru dat..
by Justin Gowing June 11, 2008
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swanton

the worst place ever. no one wants to live there.
Person1: lets go to swanton.
Person2: no. theres nothing to do.
Person1: damn that place must suck.
Person2: yes it does.
by m666weber April 10, 2009
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scranton party

A party that really wasn't anything special, and pretty much was awful, but people brag about how crazy it was.

Made popular by the show The Office
"There ain't no party like a scranton party, cause a scranton party don't stop"

"But that party sucked.."
by xfraggyyyy August 23, 2011
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jack stanton

overly large head but small as fuck penis. with old man hairy ball sack.
" man did you see that dick?"
" yeah it was such a jack stanton "
by John GIllen April 23, 2009
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