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Upside-down Saxophone

A fellatio technique where the giver is cupping and massaging the testicles and moving the fingers as if the person was playing a saxophone upside down.
"She looks like she is playing an upside-down saxophone with that guys cock."
by Tonytouch January 31, 2008
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alto saxophone player

An alto saxophone player that usually finds joy in being first chair and boasting about his "superior" parts. Might be friends with the bass clarinet player.
An alto saxophone player is usually male and finds joy in dating girlfriends of his friends
by opiu November 23, 2007
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Baritone saxophone

Wow, that baritone saxophone is fucking dumb and inferior to the alto sax
by Bernin December 9, 2019
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kurt cobain saxophone

The only instrument that Kurt was good at playing. It was only a one note solo, but it was a note that everyone was dying to hear.

This instrument is usually synonymous with doing a bunch of heroin (however not required.) The first necessary step is putting a shotgun in your mouth (make sure it is loaded,) pull the trigger, and splattering your brains all over the wall.
That girl is a worthless bitch. The only thing beneficial she could do for society is to go play the Kurt Cobain Saxophone.
by DCMETALHEAD June 11, 2007
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saxophone

the thing instrument thing, like a trumpet but not, very epic though
"the saxophone guy is cool"
"ne ne nene nuh na neh"
by uztratzac March 28, 2022
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purple saxophone

When person is given a blowjob whilst being grabbed and felt up in a manner that results in bruising.
Man, things got so intense last night it turned into a purple saxophone jam session.
Blowjob cop a feel bdsm
by SentualSaxDuringSex March 13, 2016
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falto-saxophone

It's all "X's" falto-saxophone that this happened!!!!!!!
by ZMTKIM December 4, 2021
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