Spider

A bug sent straight from hell in which Luifer resides with 8 fucking eyes and legs

“EW A SPIDER”

by sTuPiDoNaLdTruMp July 28, 2018

Spider

Eight legged insects that spy on you from out of sight while your sleeping. Just waiting for the right moment to climb up your nose to eat your brain.

There was a spider on my coffee mug so I took care of it and it's friends with a warhead.

by Coffee=CureToAll LifesProblems August 9, 2018

Spider

Guy1 "OH NO! THERE IS A SPIDER IN MY ROOM!"
911 "911 whats ur emergency?"
Guy1 "THERE IS A SPIDER IN MY ROOM!"
911 "Ok we'll send the FBI"
*three mins later*
FBI "FBI OPENUP! OH NO THERE A SPIDER! AAAAH!"
*shots*
*then spooders took over da world, AHH! THERES ONE IN MY OFFICE! AAAAAAAAAH!*
the end

A spider is in my room, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

by spooder man007 December 3, 2018

Spider

The leader of the ninth realm and leader of hell
Really loves christmas dinners

1. Im sorry lord spider i didnt- akjfbOQUIEFBKJACXBKqhf
2. All hail lord spider

by Super Snis December 28, 2018

Spider

Nope.

Spiders. There terrifying.

by Thatoneweirdgamergirl December 21, 2019

spider

THE MOST FUCKING TERRIFYING EIGHT-LEGGED THING EVER. NOTHING CAN TOP A SPIDER ON SCARIEST THING.

Wes: oh hey man, i love your new hou- OH GOD IS THAT A FUCKING SPIDER- HELL NO! **burns Rick's house down**
Rick: DUDE I JUST BOUGHT THIS HOUSE

by dontslapyourassthathard March 28, 2020

Spider

Creepy Crawly Death Dealers sometimes found inside homes or even on designs. Which can still be hella scary.

Logan: This room is literally covered in spider webs and yet, the curtains unsettle you?

Patton: Well, I literally don't see any spiders in those, Logan. These curtains are literally covered in them.

Roman: Why, those are just silly cartoons, they're not even realistic. But if need be, I will destroy them for you, Patton.

Patton: Thanks, but let's call them what they are, Roman.

Roman: Spider curtain-

Patton: Creepy Crawly Death Dealers.

Roman: Okay...

by Hillbilly_Leprechaun April 17, 2020