Rule #1 of the Universe

Max CANNOT say "no you" to James.

In any instance where James is complimenting Max, they cannot return the compliment with a "no u", uno reverse card or any other form of complimet reflection.
*also Max is valid and perfect*

James: "Ur great Max"
Max: "No u"
James: "No u"
Max: "You can't say that"
James: "Actually you can't according to Rule #1 of the Universe"

by Jamesanator December 22, 2020

Rule #1

Rule #1

Don't break rule #5

Yo bro why did you join a gym
I broke rule #1

by niggerballsss February 12, 2023

Group 1 rules

When the second half of your class has to attend school 3 days of the week, whilst you chill at home.

1:Hey, you seen that group 2 is going to school thrice this week?
2:Yeah bra, that's why group 1 rules.

by Murducks on YT May 12, 2021

rule 1

listen, I'm breaking this rn just to tell you

DONT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB

hey jimmy, heres the rules about fight club,rule 1 dont talk about fight club

by Lorelai_crybaby June 16, 2020

number 1 rule of twitter

No matter what the subject is, never ever argue with an account who has a lot of followers or else their followers will jump you for it

“That guy has a lot of followers you shouldn’t argue with him
-but he said some really racist shit
-remember the number 1 rule of twitter”

by Handle_𝔦𝔱 November 13, 2020

Rule -1

The unheard rule before rule 0 This rule says that if rule 7443 is broken, you can invoke the power of "I dont give a fuck" to defend yourself, can only be used if "Your mother" has been used by the other person 4 times or more. Once used you instantly win unless they invoke a different power that can revoke this before this rule has been used.

Person 1: fuck i misunderstood that
Person 2: Rule 7443 moron
Person 1: I invoke the power of I dont give a fuck, Rule -1 for more info, Moron

by fggfggfewefwefef September 26, 2020