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Ruri

Rarely cited sex God, commonly worshipped in 21st century Germany. Followers invoke the God whilst wearing a selection of leopard print and black spandex garments chanting the following rite: UpsiDoranGaronUpsiDoo (x2)
It is believed and has been proved that this practice will attract sexual partners of either gender. Sometimes the attraction is so extreme, a follower of Ruri may suffer sexual attacks and rapes after taking part in a worship rite.
-I haven't pulled in years. I am cursed by Ruri.

-I was raped 5 times yesterday on the way home. Ruri must have blessed me.
by lalalalalalallaosc..... June 21, 2009
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Ruri

Hoshino Ruri(ホシノ=ルリ): from a Japanese anime series, Martian Successor Nadesico

Description: Female, Blue hair, Golden eyes, about 4ft tall. very intelligent.
Born in Earth, AD2184

Jobs: Computer Operator of Nadesico-001, Princess of Peaceland, Commander of Nadesico-003

Notes: her first words were "mama, papa, Archemedes, pi".
Genetically engineered to enhance intelligence and taking lessons from the birth, she was able to control Omoikane(one who remembers), the main computer system of Nadesico, at age 11.
Her favorite phrase is "baka baka" which can be translated as "they're all idiots".

She is to be known as Electron Fairy, for her skill and knowledge of computer.
sometimes the term Ruri is used to describe young female anime characters who are intelligent, word-sparing, and mysterical.
by Guest from the Outer Space April 19, 2005
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'rari

I was driving in my 'rari when a cop pulled me over for speeding
by Spooky spectr July 1, 2018
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Ruairi

Ruairi is the cutest guy you will ever meet. He is super kind and gentle and really funny. He is the sort of dude who was once in a serious relationship but is now just looking to chill and do something casual. He is straight, but you could catch him checking out a guy or two. He is hella good at football, but he now prefers skating, and he's pretty good at that too now.

Somehow, everyone seems to know Ruairi, which can get on "popular kids" nerves. He only has like four hundred followers on Instagram, but that's because his gram is super underrated.
"Far out bro, I wish I pulled half as many girls as Ruairi does."

"damn, Ruairi has this weird transfixing aura, he is so cool to talk to, but I wish we could be better friends"
by dallas_gurl June 7, 2019
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glock in my rari

Glock = Gun made my the company Glock.

Rari = Short for Ferrari.

He has a cheap gun in his expensive car. This has nothing to do with anal sex.
by Drew Peacock March 24, 2016
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rarity

A girl that is both smart and hot. It is rare to find a girl like this so thus, rarity.
Kara, Jason's date to HC is a rarity.
by jewboy95120! September 25, 2009
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