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Roland

Typically known as a manipulator, mansplainer, and misogynist. Roland’s do not have a single kind bone in their body and will do anything to hurt anyone simply for their own amusement. They care only about the story they are telling to other people for pity and will paint anyone in a bad light. Stupid. Really honestly stupid. One would be able to use many swear words to describe a Roland. Many would use f**Kwitt as a common one. It was also heard that more often than not, a Roland will not only come with abusive qualities, but a small Willy too! It’s a package deal!! Never trust a Roland and if you can, on your death bed say “I left a million dollars under the..” and then die before you can finish the sentence. Drive any Roland to insanity if it is the last thing you do!!!
Person 1: “Did you hear about that Roland guy”

Person 2: “Oh yeah I did. Heard he was a piece of work. I could never trust a Roland”
by Georgia Maria Antoinette Smith October 15, 2022
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Roland

He was a Roland because of his looks.
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rolanding

We've got some rolanding today on the company perks.
That guy is definitely rolanding there...
by fantasy_brewer May 3, 2021
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escape roland from library of ruina obby

the best game in roblox. ROLAND from library of ruina appears and the story is very depressing. CHA MAGANERA! WE MUST HUNT THAT PALLID WHALE!
person 1: escape roland from library of ruina obby is so goat
person 2: no it isnt its a slop game
person 2: dies a horrible death
by Yan Vismok January 11, 2025
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Roland Wilson

Roland Wilson has been an LSPD captain for a few months now. He's slightly racist around the edges, but he likes to kill terrorsites.
Oh ! Roland Wilson is so good at killing Arabs !!
by Rivaalz November 23, 2021
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Rolands

A very attractive person, who is very caring and cares for his girlfriend, makes his girlfriend feel loved.
can be seen as mean at the start but is actually extremely sweet and kind.
will do anything for his girlfriend just to be happy.
the most handsome man alive.
extremely sexy.
by heheveeg October 22, 2022
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Roland

Master manipulator who can rival Aizen, Insane gaslighter that will make you feel you are losing your mind. This guy is referred to as "Mr. Bitches" by his colleagues, this is due to him being a serial womanizer who will manipulate women to get what he wants.
Man, I can't believe Roland stole my girl.
by 999C May 19, 2025
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