Rockland

Southern most New York county west of the Hudson River. Upstate only to those from one of the five boroughs of NYC or from the far western part of Long Island. Rockland is not overdeveloped as Westchester, and its towns are not mass-produced such as those in Nassau or Suffolk counties.

Rocklander: My house is the yellow one on the left.
guy from Westchester: couldn't afford a house like this in Westchester?
Rocklander: Couldn't find more than a quarter acre of property except near Putnam County or that wasn't already a golf course.
Long Islander: Why are all the houses different? They aren't even all yellow!

by Joe Verum May 27, 2008

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Rockland, NY

A break down of Rockland:

New City = Jew city, but rich unreligious ones

New Square, Monsey, ect. = Motherfucking crazy ass hacids runn these places

Spring Valley = Gettoh, like, about as bad as bedstuy, place is fucked up, like all black with a little hispanic and hacids

Haverstraw = puerto rican gettoh, not as hardcore as spring valley , but they try to be

Pearl River = Irish gettoh, has some rich sections though

Nanuet = potheads, scene kids, wiggers, fags

blauvelt=...honestly, no one gives a fuck

Stoney point, garnerville, tomkins cove = East Bumblefuck, NY
gives the rest of the county a bad name

Thats about it

You rock the rockland?
hellzzzyah nukkah

Rockland, NY

by iambicpentameter June 19, 2010

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Rockland County

A place located twenty minutes from the city. If you're not a local, you'll wonder why it's called Rockland County and there's a town in it called Stony Point. A place where everyone knows everyone else and everyone's children attend the same three middle schools.

"I've always wanted to live close to the city, but I hate Orange County, where should I go?" "Live in Rockland County!"

by Starlight01395 April 10, 2009

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Rocklin

A small suburb located in northern california, where the population is out-numbered by cops, and the most entertaining thing to do on the weekends is to
a) walk to 7-11

b) see a movie

c) go to walmart

d) sit at home and play xbox 360 until you can't see.

Its population is 90% elderly people, and It is a sucky place in general.

Emily: What should we do this weekend

Rebecca: Well, we are in Rocklin, the home of boredom, how about we see the new hannah montana movie again?

Emily: *dies of boredom.

by super-awesomeness April 3, 2009

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Rockledge High School

A high school located within the small town of Rockledge, Florida. Races and ethnicities range widely, giving the school's student population a most diverse makeup. Teachers and staff are typically either extremely lenient or overly strict, rarely anywhere between. Equipment conditions are low and lunch quality is likely set at standards below that of the common fast food joint. Recent large influxes in the 9th grader intake have done well to tarnish the school's reputation of intelligence. Regardless, it is still a better place to spend one's high school years than the stuck-up red light district known as Viera High School or IQ-lacking Cocoa High School.

Student: What was it like at Rockledge High School when you were a kid, dad?

Dad: Meh, it was alright.

by Hr. Doktor March 20, 2011

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