(n) a rare kind of clown porn available only in Gaelic. now illegal in 129 countries (including Russia), it is the most dangerous porn to shoot on account of Interpol constantly cracking down on the underground rings.
"Oh my God, did you hear about that Robert bust the other night?"
"Yeah man, that was some fucked-up shit."
"Yeah man, that was some fucked-up shit."
by Amelia K-S October 06, 2007
A person full of bullshit! Thinks he's the biggest badass of the school. Gets caught masturbating in the library. He's the kind of person that wears camo pants he bought from a thrift shop 5 days out of the week, and sunglasses on top of his head all through the school. They are relatively step children that are red-headed and are beaten
by HornyHorton123abc May 04, 2015
a fat man that will eat your food and then sit on you for your money. He has a deadly onion breath attack and brick-breaker move that is aimed at your balls. very dumb and deadly watch out!!!!!!!!!!!!
robert
by robert 123454321 December 10, 2013
by smartguy1284756 March 23, 2011
One of the best guys you'll ever meet. He compliments a lot, jokes a lot, doesn't trust many people, and he's very attractive. He's the type of guy who can always make someone happy when they're sad or mad.
by DaisyFromCalifornia February 15, 2010
by ROBE7800 November 24, 2010
1. A big fat liar. One who is unable to tell the truth in even the simplest of instances. This is the definition of a douchebag.
2. A clam diving champion, cone picker upper champion, semi pro bowler, who won the jump rope competition of 5th grade at his school. He also has very famous peers. This list includes his uncle, who owns the world's largest car collection with over 7 million, his grandpa, who, despite being Korean, was in line to lead the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor before coming down with illness, his good old buddy Drew Brees's son, who attended school with Robert in Mississippi, and finally his next door neighbors Brett Favre and Snoop Dog. We also can't forget his impeccable ability to get nudes from all the gurrs, including Keeley, who was crazy enough to question the validity of something that Robert said. Let's also remember that Robert can hold his breath for over 10 minutes, and on a good day has an 11 inch dick. Robert also somehow manages a 3.6 GPA despite failing almost quiz and test, according to sources. Basically the coolest motherfucker of all time.
2. A clam diving champion, cone picker upper champion, semi pro bowler, who won the jump rope competition of 5th grade at his school. He also has very famous peers. This list includes his uncle, who owns the world's largest car collection with over 7 million, his grandpa, who, despite being Korean, was in line to lead the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor before coming down with illness, his good old buddy Drew Brees's son, who attended school with Robert in Mississippi, and finally his next door neighbors Brett Favre and Snoop Dog. We also can't forget his impeccable ability to get nudes from all the gurrs, including Keeley, who was crazy enough to question the validity of something that Robert said. Let's also remember that Robert can hold his breath for over 10 minutes, and on a good day has an 11 inch dick. Robert also somehow manages a 3.6 GPA despite failing almost quiz and test, according to sources. Basically the coolest motherfucker of all time.
1. Wow, why don't you just tell the truth and stop being such a Robert.
2. "That Robert Huthoefer kid is one stupid ass fuckhead" - anyone who's ever met him.
2. "That Robert Huthoefer kid is one stupid ass fuckhead" - anyone who's ever met him.
by Alex6969Binns November 13, 2013