by Maramas January 16, 2011
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Matt is such a golden retriever boyfriend, I found my mom’s jewelry in his car and he said he was going to have it professionally cleaned as a surprise. Isn’t that precious?
by Anisseeds February 16, 2023
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A girl who is very submissive, goofy, and never knows what she's getting into. All she wants is for a dominate male to pet her, however golden retriever girls tend to not be very appealing to men.
by Golden Retriever Boy November 15, 2021
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Golden Retriever is also known as a blond girls pussy.
Pussy hair or pubic hair that is golden, yellow or blond.
Golden Retriever is also known as a blond girls pussy.
Pussy hair or pubic hair that is golden, yellow or blond.
by Friday13 September 6, 2010
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by "I AM THE ONE WHO POOKS!" July 12, 2018
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