Rental Car Customer

A person who functions on a lesser level of mentality than most bean sprouts. These people are characterized by their innane questions and poor use of grammar and sentence structure. Also, when confronted with situations they cannot comprehend (example: A sum of money IS required in exchange for the temporary use of a rental vehicle), they will become enraged and counter with random, irrational screaming. These people are typically met over the telephone, and are best deterred by such methods as hanging up, or, making farting noises into the receiver until the said person becomes so frustrated by the lack of attention to their ranting that they hang up.

"I was speaking to a rental car customer, and they were upset that the location would not accept their check cashin' cawd...Oh dammit I hate these people! Shoot me!!"

by Angry Man October 26, 2003

a red headed stepchild's rental mule

Something or someone needing or getting a very severe beating.

The next time l catch you punks hanging around my girls, l will beat you like a red headed stepchild's rental mule!!!

by I, Wreckerrr January 31, 2016

Meg rental

When you get in the wrong rental car, drive it away, and keep it for a week, resulting in the rental company reporting the car stolen.

Did you get an upgrade, or is this a Meg rental?

by Tweedle Dee September 18, 2012

Summer Rental

A relationship that’s meant to be temporary from the very start, usually lasting for only three months.

“Are Katie and Tom a thing?”
“Nah Katie is Tom’s summer rental”

by SnowballTheRabbit August 07, 2021

rentalling

when u gotta rent that shit but u also stalling on renting that shit.

person 1: Yo I heard you are looking for a new place to rent.

person 2: YAS! but I'm rentalling though...

person 1: Cowabummer bro...

by girlboss69420 June 21, 2022

Poly-rental

When 3 or more people live together as a family, (not blood related, closer then roomates) yet not fully dating. Can not just randomly move out when you want like a roommate, would have to find a suitable poly-partner to take over.

This rent is so high, will need to have a poly-rental just to live here comfortably.

This house is 5x more then what I can make, good thing I have a poly-rental relationship.

by The Joker40 September 08, 2021

rentalism

A lifestyle / excuse idealized by losers who can't afford to own anything in life.

Nigga A: "Sup my big boi, I heard you looking to move?"
Nigga B: "Yeah, the faggot landlord's renovating the place, got kicked out."
Nigga A: "I saw a listing for a big house in the hood, looks dope!"
Nigga B: "Hell no, I ain't buying shit, I'm all about rentalism. "

by LaziNigga August 07, 2019