A person who functions on a lesser level of mentality than most bean sprouts. These people are characterized by their innane questions and poor use of grammar and sentence structure. Also, when confronted with situations they cannot comprehend (example: A sum of money IS required in exchange for the temporary use of a rental vehicle), they will become enraged and counter with random, irrational screaming. These people are typically met over the telephone, and are best deterred by such methods as hanging up, or, making farting noises into the receiver until the said person becomes so frustrated by the lack of attention to their ranting that they hang up.
"I was speaking to a rental car customer, and they were upset that the location would not accept their check cashin' cawd...Oh dammit I hate these people! Shoot me!!"
by Angry Man October 25, 2003
Get the Rental Car Customermug. The next time l catch you punks hanging around my girls, l will beat you like a red headed stepchild's rental mule!!!
by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016
Get the a red headed stepchild's rental mulemug. When 3 or more people live together as a family, (not blood related, closer then roomates) yet not fully dating. Can not just randomly move out when you want like a roommate, would have to find a suitable poly-partner to take over.
This rent is so high, will need to have a poly-rental just to live here comfortably.
This house is 5x more then what I can make, good thing I have a poly-rental relationship.
This house is 5x more then what I can make, good thing I have a poly-rental relationship.
by The Joker40 September 8, 2021
Get the Poly-rentalmug. Would anyone mind giving me a tire rental for the mud runs this weekend? My trucks pavement pounders won't cut it.
by Ezmuthafuckin-e August 23, 2017
Get the tire rentalmug. This girl was all up on me but she's got a boyfriend. I couldn't help it but to be a rental wrecker.
by jcshaw461 December 30, 2022
Get the Rental wreckermug. A relationship that’s meant to be temporary from the very start, usually lasting for only three months.
by SnowballTheRabbit August 7, 2021
Get the Summer Rentalmug. When you get in the wrong rental car, drive it away, and keep it for a week, resulting in the rental company reporting the car stolen.
by Tweedle Dee September 17, 2012
Get the Meg rentalmug.