Mike is such a recreationally offended douche, he's always on Gawker looking for reasons to be pissed off.
by challbruh August 5, 2015

Having the ability to remember useless information, like what book page you were on with no bookmark, but the keen inability to remember important things like school notes or due dates
by Lukeozee August 21, 2021

by Aopocetx December 2, 2010

a part of your usual routine that involves being schwifty; whenever you're doin' something schwifty on a regular basis
Charleston Chewy was destroying dandelions and finessin' the ladies on his recreational romp this afternoon.
by Natalie Wobble May 24, 2021

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by Animal lover 2011 June 12, 2023

by Pivotcoptr July 11, 2016
