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Rattlesnake Hammock

Male thong worn by a person with STDs. Also see banana hammock.
"That stripper rocks a rattlesnake hammock, not a banana hammock."
by Ghost_anon June 2, 2022
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Rattlesnake

when you mix the ZEJ with the M, it creates the rattle snake
ey dick line us a rattlesnake
by Rattlesnakedick November 15, 2022
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The Texas Rattlesnake

When male shakes penis back and forth while peeing with female on knees with eyes and mouth open
Kelsey was being a bad girl so I gave her The Texas Rattlesnake
by 1234567dfghw January 1, 2021
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Rattlesnake

The sexual act of prolapsing your partners asshole while in doggy position and sticking a maraca at the end of the prolapse. Afterwards, the person with the non prolapsed asshole startles their partner causing them to rattle their butt, shaking the maraca similar to a rattle snake.
Kyle: “Hey man how was last night with that girl”

Thomas: “We had a great time! She made me rattlesnake all night”

Kyle: “Ahh lucky. I’ve always wanted to be the rattlesnake
by King richie the third June 27, 2024
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Rattlesnake

When someone goes above and beyond to be extra secretive and deceitful and more shady than a person usually would be.
Did you see what Kim did last week at school? She cheated on 4 of her tests and was flirting behind her boyfriend's back. She's such a Rattlesnake.
by CaliFORya49 September 3, 2017
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Red hot rattlesnake

The act of sounding a penis with a small bottle of hot sauce, then emptying it’s contents into the urethra right before ejaculation and removing the bottle. This causes the ejaculant to mix with the hot sauce, causing a burning euphoric orgasm that can last up to 20 minutes.
“Did you hear the President last night? Sounded like a red hot Russian was giving him a red hot rattlesnake.”
by YBTEXAS May 29, 2018
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Rattlesnake Bill's eliminiment

A medicated topical preparation that's purportedly intended to soothe muscle-pain/stiffness, but is so horrendously powerful/concentrated (think, the searingly-strong stuff that Laurel Jr. spilled onto Hardy Jr.'s behind after accidentally shooting him with the BB gun in the movie "Brats", with predictably hysterical-screaming-and-writhing results) that the unfortunate user of said concoction actually feels like it's murdering ("eliminating") him.
Perhaps Achmed didn't get his flesh removed by the "premature detonation" of his suicide-bomb --- on the show, it is stated that Achmed's son AJ had "sent him a bottle of skin-lotion" as a gift, so maybe it was actually Rattlesnake Bill's eliminiment, and it literally dissolved the flesh right off him. It's no wonder, then, that the resentful Achmed later contemptuously "sent him back half a bottle", and that AJ now looks largely "skeletonized", just like his body-less dad... probably HE tried some of the eliminiment on HIMSELF, with similarly-horrific results.
by QuacksO June 12, 2018
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