You live with racoons

when sad white nerds try and rap by using the worst rhymes ever linked such as "gay, say, gay"

if you ever rap like this simply accept the enevitability and kill yourself
your like a firt in a cartoon and you live with racoons.
by ubbey road May 26, 2006
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The Kansas City Racoon

The act of rubbing shit in your partners eyes while you have sex with them from behind.
Last night I was fucking this fat chick and gave her the Kansas City Racoon.
by the wrath of walmart September 15, 2009
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Racoon Shoulder Jim

A guy u see in walmart that wears dead pelts, perferably a "coon", that talks in a scratchy voice asking workers for help due to fact he's a giant hilbilly and need help wit technology
Racoon Shoulder Jim- "OH YEAH I LIKE THAT ONE ALOT...OH YEAH THATS GOOD ONE!"

lol good times
by Dylan Pags June 05, 2007
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Sly racoon

A racoon,tht is sly. Or a term or expression used when, you see fit.Sly racoon is a nota general term but an expression,to be used with great cautio.
U sly racoon, would be a way of expressing that term.
by Yeh rite, August 13, 2005
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mexican racoon

invented by john foley where you punch her in both her eyes give her black eyes then pour salsa all over her body
jeff black mexican racooned his dog bagel it was real weird
by Drew Spath February 27, 2008
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Racoon

Cum in a girls eyes so they rub them that hard they have red rings around them then put them outside to rummage in the bins
Just racooned my bird and now she’s in the bins
by Ozwold February 09, 2022
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racoon

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SMOL TRASHY BOI. THEY SNOOF. THE FLOOF WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT
"woah bruv avert our eyes to that fellow over there"
"why big man"
"ITS A RACOON"
"HOW MAGESTIC"
by am i a boat?? March 02, 2021
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