A pie, designed specifically for the southern shandy drinking ponce.
by guru July 17, 2003
Get the Quiche mug.A unit of measurement that can encompass anything, and any breadth. Anything you can possibly conceive of can be used on the quiche-o-meter, however the most commonly used scales range from David Hasselhoff to Chuck Norris (or any other kind of b-grade actor, or washed up star you can think of).
The idea of the universal Quiche-O-Meter was first conceived by a group of Melbournian Uni students who came to the realisation that their cafe served quite shocking quiches. This in turn led to the realisation that anything in the world can be defined as good or bad when compared to different types of quiches as well as to different types of actors. i.e. Chuck Norriss will score higher than David Hasselhoff, but William Shattner will score higher again.
The idea of the universal Quiche-O-Meter was first conceived by a group of Melbournian Uni students who came to the realisation that their cafe served quite shocking quiches. This in turn led to the realisation that anything in the world can be defined as good or bad when compared to different types of quiches as well as to different types of actors. i.e. Chuck Norriss will score higher than David Hasselhoff, but William Shattner will score higher again.
'That's a David Hasselhoff on the Quiche-O-Meter!"
by Pamela March 3, 2005
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Get the Quiche me baby mug.by Jen the monkey kisser April 25, 2003
Get the curb side quiche mug.A male or female, who thinks there hot (but there not). Thinks they are top shit and are good at everything. News for them..... theyre up themselves. They are probably inbread and usually have divorced parents. Or have a parent with an alcohol or drug problem.
The fucking Quiche walked in strutting her Bcup and fat thighs around the room.....We all laughed behind her back.
by Jeremy Heslop March 6, 2008
Get the Quiche mug.Specifically illicit, animalistic rutting sex conducted by Jon Rhys-Foster. Usually conducted with an element of force and never in reverse cowgirl.
‘He gave me such good quiche last night I could barely walk and had to call Geoffrey to give me a lift home!’
by anonymous October 3, 2020
Get the Quiche mug.A romanization of the Germanic word Küchen. Used often in the roman slang expression " Mignotta Küchen"; quite literally translated into "Cake Whores". A term used frequently to describe women that were enslaved following the Roman conquest of Gaul.
Suck it, Quiche!
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