bong pong

The way it can be played is that you play it exactly like beer pong:
with every shot made, the other person has team has to hit the bong, two balls in the same cup is balls back, etc.

The difference is that you actually put candy or bomb food inside the cups.
Put gummy bears, oreos, sour worms, snickers, reese's pieces, etc.
So that every cup that is made by the opponent, they would get to eat what's in the cup.
It's obviously the best idea idea ever when you're high and munchies kick in as the game goes on.

This game is preferably for a group of super stoners. You go through a lot of weed while playing this game.
An alternative to the game is to place a batch of good food (candy) and nasty food (peas, oatmeal, etc.) into random cups to get the amazing stoned mix of snacking on munchies and dying of laughter at the opposing team's dismay when they have to eat a cup of brussel sprouts. But beer is absolutely acceptable too.

*takes a hit
Jon: "wow, we have all of these red solo cups and no beer, what are we going to do?"

*passes that sht, Stephen takes a hit
Stephen:"... at least we have weed and all of this candy..."

*they suddenly look at each other with wide, bloodshot eyes
Jon and Stephen: "BONG PONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGHNIEIOCMEFJOQCJFI"

by dubsteph May 29, 2013

willy pong

It's table tennis only instead of rackets you use your willy

Hey! Jim! Want to play some good old willy pong? I lost the rackets so we'll have to use our dicks!

by Danananan jmjiui January 7, 2016

Nigga Ping-Pong

(noun) a bad game of basketball. So when both teams are playing so bad they aren't making any baskets but instead just bouncing the ball back and forth up and down the court.

Michael: Hey how was the game?

Jordan: Terrible I felt like I was watching a game of nigga ping-pong

by beaneeboy February 18, 2011

Piongasms

Any sexual stimulation from being asked a grammatical question.

Caleb's piongasms were so intense he had to hide his erection with his grammar book and go to the nurse's office.

by smartinftw April 30, 2009

Wedgie Pong

1.) Six cups are arranged in a pyramid shape on each side of a table and sinking a ping pong ball in one of them grants you the right to give the opposing player a wedgie.

2.) Can be a sober players substitute game whilst his/her friends are playing beer pong.

"Hey dude, let's play some beer pong!"
"You know I don't drink."
"Your side of the table can be wedgie pong then, just come one."

by El Chupacabra Mala October 7, 2009

Fail Pong

(N) A situation in which multiple levels of the chain of authority recurringly issue conflicting instructions or directives for appropriate action and punish any the inevitable resulting violations. Whichever side of the subordinate lands on, he will get the crap knocked out of him by someone.

This job is total fail pong. I go to the boss and tell him the solution is Y. The boss orders me to do X. I then get an email from the boss's boss asking why the fuck I did X instead of Y, and then I get bitched out by the client. No matter which way you go, you're screwed.

by Frustrated_Monolingual January 27, 2010

Lance Pongstrong

When one partakes in the game of Beer Pong, but there is only one ball for a variety of reasons.

Freshman: Oh no! I stepped on the ball and crushed it because I'm so drunk and don't know what's going on!

Senior: Party foul! It's okay, we'll Lance Pongstrong that shit.

by woogoggles August 18, 2010