A generic and naive response to a technology problem which effectively takes the problem out of the realm of an organization's responsibility. This basically equates to outsourcing technology solutions which end up being inferior service for twice the cost.
Engineer - "We need $10,000 and another full time employee to re-engineer and manage this technology"
CIO - "We should just put it in the cloud"
Engineer - "What cloud?"
CIO - Looks around nervously..."The one there..." as he points to a picture of a cloud on the cover of his new CIO magazine.
Engineer - Returns to his cube where he promptly hangs himself with an ethernet cable.
CIO - "We should just put it in the cloud"
Engineer - "What cloud?"
CIO - Looks around nervously..."The one there..." as he points to a picture of a cloud on the cover of his new CIO magazine.
Engineer - Returns to his cube where he promptly hangs himself with an ethernet cable.
by archyis August 28, 2009
by Iputmydickinabagofdoritos December 22, 2019
British expression for a head butt, in street brawls or (illegally) in boxing matches, to break a nose or open a cut. "Nut" is standard British slang for head.
When Henry Cooper, famed British boxer, learned an old foe had died, he commented: "He was a dirty bastard. He liked to put the nut in."
by Nick Cusa June 27, 2011
by john .k February 19, 2021
Phrase exclaimed when placing an image of an avian creature on any item, especially one that was "handcrafted" or "thrifted" so as to make it totally adorable and artistic. It's, like, soooooooo cute! Whether it's a necklace or a t-shirt or an iPad cover or a corset, it could probably use a bird on it.
From the IFC show Portlandia.
From the IFC show Portlandia.
Hipster 1: Oh my god, I LOVE your tote bag, where did you get it?
Hipster 2: Oh this thing? I just bought it for $75 at Brooklyn Flea but it was so boring until I put a bird on it!
Hipster 1: You should sell it on Etsy!
Hipster 2: Oh this thing? I just bought it for $75 at Brooklyn Flea but it was so boring until I put a bird on it!
Hipster 1: You should sell it on Etsy!
by Valley of the LOLs October 16, 2011
To have sex with
by court_case January 17, 2014
"Put it on Knucks" is a type of fist bump done by two friends. When this fist bump occurs, or is brought up to be done it lets the two friends know they're telling the truth, being serious, and that they're confiding in one another.
You: Dude, I just hooked up with Ms. White
Me: You're such a liar.. yea right.
You: I'm being honest but you can't tell anyone I told you.
Me: Put it on Knucks
You: Fine.
*Fist bumps each other*
Me: Omg, you're so lucky.. did you get pics?
Me: You're such a liar.. yea right.
You: I'm being honest but you can't tell anyone I told you.
Me: Put it on Knucks
You: Fine.
*Fist bumps each other*
Me: Omg, you're so lucky.. did you get pics?
by KyKIR April 5, 2011