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All is fair in tennis and beer purchasing

A well-known saying that has been used to describe instances of tennis/beer-related activities since the early 1700’s.
Person 1: I can’t remember how much more beer I owe you for our tennis games.
Person 2: somewhere between $9 and $5 million dollars.
Person 1: that doesn’t seem fair

Person 2: All is fair in tennis and beer purchasing. That’s the saying.
by Tenbeersnow February 13, 2021
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Purchase Request

A fictional form often neglected in companies in favour of "Nah, we'll just swipe the company card—faster that way!"
Employee: Do we need a purchase request for this?

Manager: Nahhh just put it on the company card
by MethodicalPenguin August 26, 2024
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free gift with purchase

A slutty person who has an STD
She's like a free gift with purchase. She is such a whore and probably has something
by Duke diggler July 3, 2021
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big kid purchase

your first big purchase, but weirdly after you turn 18
Johnny's first big kid purchase could be a car
Elliot's (me) is going to be his our electric shaver
by aspenjames June 15, 2022
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purchase halo

The period of socially acceptable time after a purchase, in which to freeload.

For example, time in which to use wi-fi / tables / sockets / toilets in a coffee house or restaurant, which extends from the point of ordering of a meal or drink, to the point at which one is asked to leave or the (usually justified) passive aggression of serving staff becomes a distraction to work. Length of time is proportional to value of the purchase, size of tip and quality of your small talk or flirting, with said staff.
Bustling pointedly past my table for the 25th time in 10 minutes, the waiter eyed me unpleasantly and loudly mentioned to his colleague about how busy it seemed in here today. The purchase halo of my small filter coffee had long since dwindled below the locally acceptable dimensions: we were in the end-game now.
by coffeecoffeeblahblahblah September 9, 2018
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Purchased

I purchased a cow
by Dapoggster October 4, 2023
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