, MAX PROFITS

Something you say when things are going better than expected or your profit ratio has reached it's full potential. It is often conjoined with the phrase, "ROMANS!" more often than not. A high Five or other congratulatory gesture is often expected immediately after this happy phrase is shouted.

"My stocks just shot through the roof, MAX PROFITS!"
"Bro, she slept over and left in the morning without me even asking, MAX PROFITS!"
"I just found 600 dollars, MAX PROFITS, ROMANS!"

by PaulyMcity February 5, 2014

Non-Profit

Elon (A retard) is trying to stop OpenAI from becoming a for-profit...

Hym "You are not a part of this cripple. You involved yourself in something you were not a part of and you are desperate to be the extra-special retard... You are not extra-special... You're just regular special. I, on the otherhand, said I would create AI... And then I did that... YOU... Said your were going to go to Mars... YOU... DIDN'T do that... Because you are less good. Less THAN... If you will. I'm MORE. Better. Better than everyone. So, no. You don't need to stop OpenAI from being not a non-profit. You are not involved."

by Hym Iam December 1, 2024

Profitable Posterior

Created by Lamar from GTA 5 to describe a woman with a nice ass

do you see that woman with the profitable posterior

by largedude May 28, 2024

Profite

A person who follows Profism, or is part of the religion of Profism

"Would you like to talk about our Lord and savior, Jesus Christ?"

"Sorry, but I'm a Profite."

by Prof your Lord and savior April 18, 2022

Virtue Profiting

The act of enriching ones business or self by manipulating shoppers though virtue signaling. Currently being employed by many major food companies, and liberal politicians who then funnel money to their friend's and/or family's businesses.

1). What did BLM spend all of their virtue profits on last summer? Where did all that money go? 2). Ilhan Omar's husband virtue profited from both of her campaigns. 3). Look at all the food and clothing companies virtue profiting by claiming to understand the struggles of minorities.

by tacytriD February 14, 2021

Profitating

When you profit off someone, but dramatically

Preach: She's profitating off u
Aba: Profitating?
Preach: Profiting, but way more dramatic

by S.T.R March 17, 2021

For profit

Legit, amazing, sturdy. A phrase in response to something good or good news.

Her son told her he made all “A’s” on his report card, and her reply was, “For profit, my man!”

by KrampLea February 22, 2024