by Jack348648 May 18, 2016
Has the ability to fart in front of himself while walking. Farts so potent that fishermen will smell them a mile out upon the water, while Preston is on land. Will get injured on any big holiday....like I said....ANY big holiday. Is often wrong. Sausage and cheese lover. Pepsi snorter. Follower of the king. Uh huh huh.
It's the 4th of July, hope nobody pulls a Preston. Too late!
I was walking in the store, and walked into a cloud of Preston from the guy walking behind me!
I was walking in the store, and walked into a cloud of Preston from the guy walking behind me!
by Smithing Awesome December 19, 2014
by goat _39 October 03, 2018
Someone who goes to bed early. Specifically before 4:20 AM. Also refers to someone who is burnt out after having the munchies and eating a lot of food.
"Dude I think I'm gunna be a preston tonight, I'm really tired and gotta go to bed."
"Wake the fuck up Preston!"
"Are you gunna be a Saturday night prest?"
"Wake the fuck up Preston!"
"Are you gunna be a Saturday night prest?"
by smoketreefatreef May 13, 2007
this word is part of a phrase 'Doing a preston' which is used to describe the act in which a male inserts his fingers up the rear-end of a small, south-african, ring-rotted, beaver.
by Allahbebackforaquickie June 19, 2006
Preston means "priest's town" and it is derived from Old English. It is also a name of a place in England.
by JustPressed March 27, 2010