Pro-pet romantic preference

Aka. P.P.R.P.; When an individual is only romantically attracted to people who wants and or has pets

Vanessa is only interested in dating people who have pets because she believes it shows they can handle some responsibility, are compassionate, and considerate. She has a pro-pet romantic preference.

by Vanguard 1998 April 2, 2021

Preferred Fap

When you aren't risking catching whatever they've got, but they're still attractive enough to warrant rubbing one out later

1: Yo, did you have sex with her?!
2: Of course not, it was a preferred fap.

by Kingturboturtle February 22, 2021

chastity irrelevant sexual preference

Aka. C.I.S.P.; When an individual will have sex with someone, regardless of whether or not they are willing to refrain from having sex until they get married

Dan wants to hookup Penelope, regardless of whether she wants to have sex before marriage or wait until they get married. He has a chastity irrelevant sexual preference.

by Vanguard 1998 October 14, 2021

Politically aligned romantic preference

aka. P.A.R.P.; When an individual is only romantically attracted to people of the same political identity as they are

Emma is a supporter of Libertarian party who is only willing to date people are supporters of the Libertarian political party. She has a politically aligned romantic preference.

by Vanguard 1998 April 4, 2021

Prefer

Yeah, you see it's vaguely analogous to the thing they're doing to me isn't it?

Hym "Yeah, see that's sad and all, that they're getting kidnapped and bred for organ harvesting.... BUUUUUUUUT I know now that if they were free they would be statistically more likely to be fucking a retard behind my back instead of fucking me! I would prefer that literally anything happen other than fucking that retard happen to them. Preferences are fun. I think I may have been wrong about preference. Probably not. Either way, which form of apathy would you rather receive from me today? How about a little 'That's THEIR problem'? How's that sound? How about 'That's none of my business'? If you spreading awareness helps in abstract then aren't I just as much as you about it? You're welcome! I don't even care and I'm doing just as much about it as you, except, for free. I do love helping. Oh! How about a little 'Well, clearly they aren't making the right sacrifices! This is evidenced by the fact that the are where they are! If they were making the rught sacrifices they wouldn't be slaves!' Ooo! Yeah, that one felt good! And I can absolve myself of guilt for doing nothing about it by spreading awareness! Hurray me!"

by Hym Iam July 6, 2023

Child irrelevant romantic preference

Aka. C.I.R.P.; When an individual is romantically attracted to people regardless of whether or not they want and or have kids

Maxwell said he is interested in dating Carmen regardless of whether or not she has or wants kids. He has a child irrelevant romantic preference.

by Vanguard 1998 April 11, 2021

Partner only sexual preference

Aka. P.O.S.P.; When an individual will only sleep with people they are romantically involved with

Sharleen will only sleep with someone if they are dating them. They have a partner only sexual preference.

by Vanguard 1998 April 15, 2021