When you promise a girl no butt-stuff but you surprise her with anal anyways because you know she wants it.
“What ever happen to you and Lauren?”
“Gave her the ole Dirty Politician, lets make anal great again!”
“Gave her the ole Dirty Politician, lets make anal great again!”
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Get the Honest politician mug.The act of inserting one's penis and balls into his own anus at the same time. Impossible, just like the possibility of an honest politician ever existing.
Jim: So, Tom what did you do last night?
Tom: I labored for hours and hours trying to give myself The Honest Politician.
Jim: The Honest Politician? What the fuck is that?
Tom: You know, it's when you try to put your own cock and balls up your own ass at the same time.
Jim: Oh, I get it. That shit's impossible, kind of like finding an honest politician.
Tom: Exactly.
Tom: I labored for hours and hours trying to give myself The Honest Politician.
Jim: The Honest Politician? What the fuck is that?
Tom: You know, it's when you try to put your own cock and balls up your own ass at the same time.
Jim: Oh, I get it. That shit's impossible, kind of like finding an honest politician.
Tom: Exactly.
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Canada's politicians gave themselves another pay raise because they felt good about knowing that they dug Canada into an even deeper hole
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2. A professioanl liar.
3. A retard who gets votes.
4. A professioanl punchbag for conspiracy theories.
5. Someone who follows politicianaryism.
2. A professioanl liar.
3. A retard who gets votes.
4. A professioanl punchbag for conspiracy theories.
5. Someone who follows politicianaryism.
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