Portal of Evil

noun.

A website dedicated to some the strangest, stupidest, weirdest, most wrong, hilarious, and evil websites known to man.

Also: POE, PoE, the portal

"Gee, Billy, that sure is one hell of a goth midget beastiality site -- you really oughta submit it to the portalofevil."

by Jesus Christ, spokesperson January 30, 2004

Love Portal

The area in which a man uses his jousting pole to destroy his female opponent.

I fought her love portal until the morning.

by Mr.Merc January 12, 2009

The portal gun

Stick ur dick in a girls ass while shoving her under a fence or over a border

Dam bro did u hear about the New Mexican couple
Oh yeah didn’t there daughter do the Portal gun with the border patrol

by Therapist support November 19, 2021

shame portal

Noun. Shame portal is a word that was used in early anatomy books created by the clergy to describe the vagina. Today it is used more as a derogatory term for a woman's private parts.

Both Jules and Stef have gigantic shame portals that make noise when they walk.

by oak pwrd October 10, 2010

Pork Portal

A nickname for the inner and outer labia, the fleshy folds that protect a woman's clitoris and vagina - the doors to her pussy.

Pete buried his meat in her sopping wet Pork Portal...

by peejaybee August 11, 2008

Stuck in the portal

When you are super fucked up and people can’t get your attention. This usually happens when one trips on acid and gets stuck in a image or in a visual.

Matty: bro you didn’t really think I was going to get stuck did you
G: bro you were stuck in the portal

by Butterjack January 26, 2019

Portal Pen

Portal Pen is a DMT vape pen made famous by underground community named after The Matrix.

Yung Jamie; hey that's a new vape pen, pass the weed bro!
Joe Rogan; Bro its my Portal Pen, have you ever tried DMT? got this shit from the Matrix

by joe wackamole January 07, 2021