Skip to main content

Poor Man's Yogurt

Hank: Man that girl's a freak she swallowed my Poor Man's Yogurt.
Brian: Damn bro she is a freka.
by margsanger May 28, 2016
mugGet the Poor Man's Yogurtmug.

Poor Man's Million

A lousy 10 grand.
Jim-bob's uncle died and left him a poor man's million, so he went to Vegas and doubled it up playing blackjack.
by brothersister_creativity August 8, 2018
mugGet the Poor Man's Millionmug.

Poor man's Plato

Jesus.
Refers to the fact that the teachings of Jesus are just rehashed Greek philosophy. Hence the god of the New Testament is somewhat more tolerant than the belligerent god of the Old Testament.
Listen here MC Hammer, don't you lecture me with your crazy religious beliefs, your Jesus was nothing but a poor man's Plato!
by neroismyhero October 30, 2009
mugGet the Poor man's Platomug.

Poor Man's Bling

1. (n.) When someone has more keychains than keys.
1. "Bro what are all those keys for? You must have like 10 cars!" "Nah man, it's just my poor man's bling."
by Classy Suburb Kid December 31, 2010
mugGet the Poor Man's Blingmug.

poor man's hotdog

The poor man's hotdog is a term used when one has ran out of hotdog buns and does not have the funds to purchase more so you eat it with bread instead.
Damn we ran out of buns again looks like i have to make the good old fashion poor man's hotdog.
by dickkickem500 June 15, 2017
mugGet the poor man's hotdogmug.

The Poor Man's Platty

Better known as Natural Ice or by its street name, "Natty Ice". The alcohol content in these babies is as high as balls so 12 of them will have you off your ass. A 12 pack goes for about 6 dollars, so Natty Ice has become known as "The Poor Man's Platty" referring to Bud Light Platinum. Drink these and you're bound to blackout, which is always a good time.
Guy: "Damn only got 6 bucks left."

Other Guy: "Don't worry you can get a 12 of The Poor Man's Platty at that CVS"

Guy: "Deadass those are fire. We're gettin wrecked tonight."
by DairyBarn6969 April 18, 2016
mugGet the The Poor Man's Plattymug.

poor mans porn

using an educational video (eg. how to put on a condom) as an excuse for porn.
i dont want to look up real porn to i looked up poor mans porn
by hoop the scoop April 14, 2017
mugGet the poor mans pornmug.

Share this definition