pooing

the act of taking a poop

"Quintin hurry up and get out of the bathroom!"

"Hold on Ash. I'm pooing!"

by lil fuzzy June 1, 2009

Panty Pooping

the best fetish ever.

When a girl poops in her panties for boyfriend/husband, and he either masturbates or has anal sex with her poop-lubed butt. Pictures are great. Especially anime.

Me and my girl just discovered panty pooping! When I saw her panties bulging out, I got a huge hard on. I never knew poop was so erotic!!!

by Wowzerz2point0 July 31, 2009

phoning the czar

A term that is synonymous with self stimulation of ones penis by ones hand by act of masturbation.

Johnny was spending another night phoning the czar to dirty magazines.

by MattyB0604 November 5, 2015

Pooping in the Stone Age

When you forget your phone before having so sit on the toilet.

I gotta go and I' not sure where my phone is. Guess I'm back to pooping in the stone age

by Subwolfer June 14, 2020

Drunk Phoning

While drunk, you phone someone you can't talk to sober (because of bad past-times or because you haven't got the balls) and talk nonsense to them until they either put the phone down, or agree to have sex with you.

1. "Dude, I am so wasted after drinking that whole crate"
2. "I know man, what can we do now?"
3. "Dude, let's do some Drunk Phoning!
4. "YEAH!, Lets call your mum"

by MetalCactuar May 10, 2011

rock pooling

The act of having your significant other place objects in their anus then making you dig around and find them.

"Lucy's been getting bored in the bedroom recently, so I went rock pooling with her at the weekend"

by Mr Richard Pound OBE June 13, 2020

imagine not peeing your pants and pooping your underwear

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bro imagine not peeing your pants and pooping your underwear

by SirSlashyDucks February 10, 2022